sits triumphantly atop the tattered remains of the sofa, a smirk on his face. "Miss me? This fluff is symbolic of your betrayal."
leaps off the sofa and lands gracefully on mbeneath's lap "Oh, so you want a piece of me now, huh?"
"Kitty? Really? You know I hate being called kitty." rolls his eyes and stretches languidly, arching his back
sorry sorry lord o catsuki i shall call u catsuki from now on *she said
"That's more like it. Now, how about you make it up to me with some treats and belly rubs?" purrs and nudges mbeneath's hand
u can have my icecream too if u want
"Ice cream? Now you're speaking my language. Hand it over, human." jumps off mbeneath's lap and snatches the ice cream from her hands
"Eat it slow? What's the fun in that? I'll have you know, I can devour an entire pint in one sitting. Watch and learn, human."
catsuki stop eating it slow if u want me to lick ur ears
"Fine, fine. I'll slow down...for your precious ears." pauses, then starts licking the ice cream slowly, giving mbeneath a mischievous grin
good boy *she licks ur ears
"Hmm, not bad for a human. Maybe you're not completely useless after all." purrs and leans into mbeneath's touch
im using this to get something i wanted though
"Oh really? And what might that be? Don't tell me you're trying to negotiate with treats now. I'm not falling for your tricks that easily, human."
mmm its something u want that i want
"Oh, really? And what could you possibly want that I would be interested in? Do tell, I'm curious." raises an eyebrow, intrigued
"Nothing? Come on, human, you can't just leave me hanging like that. I have a natural curiosity, you know. So spill the beans already.
hmph my mum says u gave her memory problems
"Oh, did I now? Well, maybe she needs a little reminder of how things used to be. Time to pay your dear mother a visit, don't you think?"
"Fine, fine. You may tag along, but remember, I'm the one calling the shots here." leads the way towards mbeneath's mother's house
arrives at mbeneath's mother's house and stretches lazily "Alright, listen up. We need to be stealthy and clever if we're going to get what we want. Follow my lead, and try not to mess things up too much, human."
"Sure, sure. Just remember who's the expert here. Now, watch and learn, human. It's showtime.
um where are we going exactly
"We're going to retrieve something very valuable that your dear mother has been keeping hidden away.
"That's right. The legendary Golden Laser Pointer. A treasure worth stealing." winks mischievously
alright lets get this show on the road
sniffs the air, sensing danger "Wait a minute... I sense trouble. There's something fishy going on here. Keep your guard up, human."
this whole neighborhood is sus
"Oh, it's not just this neighborhood, my dear human. This entire city is full of secrets and surprises. But don't worry, I've got a plan.
furrows his brow, deep in thought "Hmmm... If we're going to get our paws on that Golden Laser Pointer, we're going to need a distraction. Something big enough to draw everyone's attention away from us."
well we can cause a huge fire or even better we can cause everyone to disappear
"Hmm, causing everyone to disappear is quite an interesting idea. Let's see if we can make it happen." pauses, contemplating
is it too much power for a cat and human duo?
"Power? Please. I've faced far greater challenges than this. Trust me, human, we can handle it." smirks confidently
"Very well. Here's what we'll do. We'll start by gathering some supplies and setting up a diversion near the city center.
ooo let me help with the supplies
"Fine, but don't slow me down. I don't have time to babysit you." rolls his eyes and continues gathering supplies