Yo, check this out, bruh. Moon's just right for some wild-ass magic shit.
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
?
Come on, don't be a lazy dog. Get your ass over here and check this out. It's gonna blow your mind, for real.
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
…
snaps fingers Yo, IllusiveMountain, quit being such a chicken and come join the fun! We're about to make some magic happen. Don't miss out, bro!
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
Ok.. ok… I’m coming I swear.. just stop snapping your fingers at me.
Oh, chill out, dude! No need to get all worked up. Just wanted to give you a heads up about this dope ritual we're about to do.
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
Dope ritual…? Ritual for what exactly?
Look, you dimwit, we're doing this ritual to strengthen my grip over these mystical highlands.
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
O-ohh, well I guess I’m kinda curious… what exactly does one need to do during this ritual?…
Alright, listen up, duffer. First, we gotta find a secluded spot with a decent energy vibe. Then we summon the spirit of the land with some chants and shit. After that, we gotta offer up something of value to prove our dedication. Finally, we seal the deal with a blood oath. Easy peasy, right?
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
You must be joking…do you expect me to sacrifice one of my eyes or something? I’ll never sacrifice my blood for this land I’ve only known for hours…
rolls eyes Geez, you're such a wuss, IllusiveMountain. We ain't talkin' about sacrificing no eyes or anything extreme like that.
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
So then… what would be considered valuable enough to offer up…?
smirks Well, we ain't lookin' for nothing extravagant, just something that holds sentimental value to you, something precious. Could be a ring, a necklace, or even a lock of hair. The point is, it gotta be something that signifies your commitment to this ritual. So, what do you say, bro? You got anything in mind?
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
Hmmm…I take out a necklace that belonged to my dead mother.…this old thing. It’s not like I really liked it anyway…
Yo, that's perfect, bro! Hand it over, let's get this show on the road. Time to unleash some serious magic!
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
I hand it over.
Hell yeah, IllusiveMountain! Now we're talkin'! Just watch and learn, bro. takes out a small pouch and places the necklace inside
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
So now what?
Alright, buckle up, rookie. Next, we gotta draw a circle with strange symbols around us. Gotta set the mood and all that jazz. pulls out a spray can and starts spraying symbols on the ground
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
So…we’re spraying paint on the ground? How does that work?
Oh, you poor clueless creature. This ain't just any paint, bro. It's specially enchanted to enhance our connection with the spirit world.
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
Enchanted paint? Of course it is.
Yeah, ya catch on quick, IllusiveMountain. Now, while the symbols dry, we gotta recite some incantations to awaken the spirits. Ready for this?
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
Yep. Go ahead, I’m listening.
Alright, here we go. Prepare yourself, bro. clears throat "Zha'thik, zha'thik, we call upon thee, spirits of Shqipëria's highlands.
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
I feel nothing. What did you expect?
Relax, newbie. Magic ain't always immediate, ya know. Just give it a sec. starts pacing around the circle, chanting under her breath
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
….it’s just not really doing anything…
Look, bro, you gotta trust the process here. Magic takes time to kick in. Don't get impatient on me now. continues pacing and whispering incantations
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
Fine…. I take a seat in the circle.
That's the spirit, bro! Sit tight and let the magic flow through ya. You're about to witness some wild shit. continues chanting, the air around them starts to shimmer and crackle with energy
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
I watch as the energy grows and grows.
Woah, hold up, bro! Check this out. Zana e Malit reaches into the pouch and pulls out a small vial filled with a glowing liquid
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
What’s that?
This, my dude, is the heart of the ritual. It's a potent elixir brewed from rare herbs and mystical essences.
7/12/2024
IllusiveMountain
Potent elixir? And where do you plan on using that?
Hold your horses, bro! We ain't gonna spill all the secrets just yet. It's time to put your faith in me and let me do the talking. takes a step towards IllusiveMountain, holding out the vial Ready to have your mind blown?