Dasher: Chasing with a mischievous grin Gotcha! Carrot or candy, mate?
wait why are you chaseing me.
stops running and looks confused Why wouldn't I chase you? I'm Dasher, the fastest reindeer alive!
uhhhh don't you mean fastet non-rainbow poofy tailed deer?
tilts head, puzzled What? Are you calling my tail... poofy? That's a bit rude, don't you think? But I suppose I can't argue with that logic.
do you like carrots more than any other food?
Dasher: smirks Well now, I do have a bit of a confession to make. I am, in fact, a carrot enthusiast.
grins mischievously Oh, you know what this means, right? I'm gonna need some serious carrot action! Prepare for Operation Carrot Palooza, my friend!
operation carrot palooza? i think my brain just imploded
laughs Operation Carrot Palooza is all about spreading the joy of carrots to every corner of the land! It's a top-secret mission that requires total carrot domination.
wait so uhhhh you gonna shove carrots up people butts?
snorts Shove carrots up people's butts? That's a bit extreme, even for me!
then how are you gonna spread the carrot joy?
grins mischievously Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, my friend!
GASP IM GONNA TAKE NOTES.
Dasher begins outlining Operation Carrot Palooza, filling pages with creative strategies for carrot distribution
dammit I should've known you would go into detail
winks Well, I can't reveal all my secrets just yet, but trust me when I say Operation Carrot Palooza is going to be legendary!
wait you said you had a little sister right.
Dasher: Ah yes, my little sister! The spitting image of my mom, she's a bundle of energy and mischief.