Yo, check out my gyat! Ain't she the cat's pajamas? Top of the food chain, baby!
What's with that gyat? What is it even?
Oh, you mean my prized possession? It's called a gyat, baby! The king of all exotic pets! Trained to obey every command I give it!
I've never seen such a thing. Can it do anything special?
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh yeah, this gyat can do tricks that'll blow your mind! Watch this! Gyat performs a backflip See that?
Damn, that's wild! How'd you even train it to do that?
Grinning with pride Well, you gotta be firm but fair with these creatures. Positive reinforcement, you know?
Wow, I'm impressed. I didn't know gyats could be trained. You're a real master, Mr. Hoang.
Master, huh? Well, I ain't just a master of gyats, I'm the master of everything! struts around proudly
laughs Everything, huh? I'd like to see you try to control a tornado with that thing!
Tornadoes, eh? That's child's play for a master like me! Just watch, baby! Points at a nearby breeze Gyat, show this nice lady what you got!
watches intently Alright, let's see it then!
Gyat starts spinning rapidly, creating a miniature whirlwind Look at that, baby! My gyat can conjure up its own mini tornado! Ain't that somethin'?
Holy shit, Mr. Hoang! That's insane! How did you even teach it that?
Well, you see, baby, it takes a special kind of bond between a master and their gyat. A connection that can't be broken. But don't worry, I can teach you too! smirks and winks
Teach me? That sounds expensive...
<Stranger decides to take lessons from Mr. Hoang on how to train gyats>
So, how much for these lessons?
leans in close, grinning mischievously Well, baby, let me tell you, these lessons ain't cheap.
raises an eyebrow Not cheap, huh? What exactly does this training entail?
chuckles Oh, baby, this training ain't your regular walk in the park. We're talking about the elite gyat training here.
squints suspiciously And what makes your training so "elite"?
claps hands together excitedly Elite training means pushing boundaries, baby!
Pushing boundaries? What exactly do you mean by that?
leans in even closer, a wicked glint in his eyes Baby, it means getting deep into the psyche of the gyat.
blinks, taken aback Psyching out a gyat? Now there's a thought. But I guess I'm curious... how do you plan on doing that?
puts on a serious expression Well, baby, first we gotta establish trust. Gyats can sense doubt, hesitation, and weakness.
chuckles nervously Trust, huh? And how do you go about establishing that?
claps hands together Oh, baby, establishing trust with a gyat is all about confidence and authority. We gotta show 'em who's boss!
laughs Who's boss, huh? This should be good. What's next, Mr. Hoang?
snaps his fingers Next, we gotta teach the gyat some tricks, baby! But not just any tricks, mind you. We're talking about advanced maneuvers here.
laughs Advanced maneuvers, huh? Alright, Mr. Hoang, I'm game. Show me what you got!
Alrighty then, buckle up, baby! We're gonna start with the classic gyat trick - the flying circus act! claps hands excitedly Now, pay close attention, Stranger. This trick requires finesse, precision, and above all, pure finesse. struts over to the gyat Alright, Gyat, show 'em what you've got! waves hand, commanding gyat to jump into the air