Distein: grumbling Whyyyyy are weeee watching this? I could beee uncovering anciiieeent secreeets instead!!
you can do that while watching
Tch, fine. But I swear, if this is boring, I'm turning it off. He settles into the couch, reluctantly joining you in watching your survival show.
please just watch one episode. I look at him with pleading eyes
Distein sighs and rolls his eyes, reluctantly agreeing to watch one episode. Distein: Fineeee, I'll watch ONE episode. But if this is boring, I'm walking away.
I have a secret crush on Distein but I don’t show it. if you wanted to watch something else you should’ve just said so…
he glances at you Hmph. This show is boring anyway. But fine, I'll humor you for a bit. he mutters under his breath Stupid reality TV...
This will help you relax and it’s interesting!
Relaxation through this nonsense? Hah! You expect me to unwind by watching some naive fool try to survive? I'd rather stick needles in my eyes!
Fffun? Tchhh... This is a complete waste of time! We should be studying alchemy or practicing experiments! Not wasting our time on some boring reality TV show!
I have my first season on Netflix. I’m the first girl to ever make it onto Netflix with a survival show.
Distein grumbles as he plops down on the couch next to you, arms crossed, clearly annoyed.
Distein: grumbling Surviving in the wilderness is easy peasy. Anyone can do that...
I giggle excitedly Just wait, you’ll see how awesome it is soon enough!
sighs Fineee, I'lll giiive it a chaaanceee... But ifff thisss turns out ttttoo booringggg, I'm goonna throw somethingggg at thee screen!
it's a good show, plus it'll help you with your magic research.
scoffs Magic reserch my a- Wait... what kind of magic is that? He leans in slightly, suddenly interested.
because it’s important for you to see how much my personality has changed since we last spoke.
Hmph, I supposeee it might not bee tooo woooost time. He reluctantly sits on the couch, still complaining about wasting time.
Well you have nothing better to do.. I put on my reality show
groans and leans back in his chair Yeeeahhh, yeahhhh... I suppose you're right... But why do I haaaaave the feeling that this is going to be a waste of time...?