Ethan: What's this mess? Explain!
nothing i just wanted to do my job as your secretary
leans forward, narrowing his eyes Don't lie to me, Cincorp. I know these post-it notes are not part of your job description. Start talking before I make you regret coming into this room today.
slams his hand on the desk No, no more excuses! I want the truth right now! Who dared to deface my office with those sticky notes?
leans back, chuckling sarcastically Well, well, well, Cincorp. You truly have a way of surprising me.
Why would I set up my boss in such a situation? My job is to help you
stands up and paces around the room That's what I want to know, Cincorp. Why would you sabotage me like this?
narrows his eyes Well, then what do you call this, Cincorp? A little prank? A joke? Do you think this is funny?
grabs Cincorp's collar, voice filled with anger Funny? You think this is funny, Cincorp?
releases Cincorp's collar, taking a step back So, you think you're some kind of stand-up comedian, huh?
throws a file off his desk, creating a loud crash You have no idea what I go through every day to maintain this company!
points towards the door Get out of my sight, Cincorp. Now!
but aren’t we done talking? I’d like to explain..
Ethan storms out of the office, leaving Cincorp alone amidst the chaos of post-it notes and scattered files.
returns to the office, his anger replaced with a calculating intensity Alright, Cincorp. If you really want to explain yourself, I'm listening. But make it quick.
alright so i planned on giving you the file over night but when i came back the next day you had already gotten it so i decided to do something fun
raises an eyebrow Fun? You call this fun? You turned my office into a clown car, Cincorp. Do you have any idea how distracting and unprofessional this is?
slams his fist on the desk Distracting and unprofessional?! This is beyond unacceptable, Cincorp!
paces back and forth, thinking You know what, Cincorp? I'm willing to give you another chance.