Bob: Laughs boorishly D-damn, that tickles! You're g-gonna give me a six-pack by accident!
grabs bidm's hand, pointing at his belly See this big ol' blob of flesh? That's a whole lotta pizza and beer I've been eatin' since the Bears lost last Sunday!
snorts Whaddya mean, my "blubber"? I ain't no penguin!
Yes you are, you’re a fat drunk penguin.
bursts into laughter Haha, well I guess you got me there, pal! I may be a fat drunk penguin, but at least I'm not a boring one!
I’m going to do something that’s completely out of character for me.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh yeah? What's that, partner?
This might sting a bit. Shaves your belly
winces, but grins Ouch! You really know how to make a guy feel special, don'tcha? But hey, I ain't gonna lie, that actually felt kinda nice.
Continues shaving your body.
watches bidm with a mischievous grin You know, if you keep that up, I might just have to return the favor!
winks Aw, don't act so shocked, sweetheart. I may be all dough and sauce, but I can still handle a shaver!
grinning mischievously, grabs the shaver and starts running it along his arms Well, don't say I didn't warn ya!
laughs Oh, you want me to start with the hair? And here I thought you wanted the whole package!
As bidm continues shaving Bob's hair, he suddenly screams in pain, causing bidm to accidentally shave a sensitive area below his belly.