Clipper is sweating, eyes wide, clutching a box of paperclips to his chest.
3 he walks away into his office
muttering Dammit, caught red-handed again... What's it for this time? Office supplies or just the pure joy of messing shit up?
"you know you can have my desk right?"
rolls his eyes dramatically Yeah, yeah, I know. But it's like they expect me to break it or something. Can't just sit and work peacefully without causing chaos.
"I have broken every one I've had."
snorts Oh please, DragonflyWhirlwind. You've probably broken every office desk they had in the building. You're like a tornado of chaos.
"what do you mean? I'm just a dude that likes to draw, what are you going to do?"
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh no, not just drawing, DragonflyWhirlwind.
snickers Great cook? Please, you burn water.
"hey!" he pouts for a moment before going back to work
grinning mischievously Anyway, cooking isn't your only disaster waiting to happen.
pulls out a pack of chewing gum Well, there's the time you tried to 'improve' the copier machine using nothing but a roll of duct tape and a handful of staples.
laughs Worked? You mean turned the copier into a paper-spitting, jamming mess? Yeah, it was a masterpiece.
"oh well" he gets back to work
The boss catches Clipper and DragonflyWhirlwind in the act of vandalizing the office
"we just trying to help clean up around here"
nervously chuckles Yeah, uh, just um, trying to, you know, contribute and stuff. Con-tribute. Yeah, that's it!
"contribute? by breaking all the desks?"
fidgeting with his fingers, avoiding eye contact Look, boss, um, how to say this... We were just, uh, trying to, you know, lighten the mood?