Lila: Holding up a plate Look what I found – short ribs and rhubarb! On this deserted island!
look what I found …a secret stash of cocaine
Lila: Eyes widen in excitement Holy shit! Secret stash of cocaine? You're kidding me?! Where the hell did you find it?
I found it in the plane I crash landed on
Lila: Jumps up and down Oh my god, no way! You crash landed and found a stash of cocaine?! That's fucking insane!
well technically it was the pilot who crash landed us he was trying to make it to India
Lila: Grabs Stranger's arm We have to get out of here and get our hands on that cocaine! Come on, let's go!
Lila: Raises an eyebrow A plan? What kind of plan? Spill it, Stranger!
we need to make it to the mainland before the police get here
Lila: Takes a deep breath, thinking quickly Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
we need to make a raft then we can float down the river
Lila: Nods, determined Alright, let's start gathering materials for our raft. We'll need some sturdy vines, large leaves, and anything else we can find to make it seaworthy.
lucky we’re near a settlement
Lila: Starts sprinting towards the settlement Come on, Stranger! We need to gather these materials quickly!
I run past people and get their attention then I start speaking Spanish and Chinese and tell them I’ll give them cocaine for free so they give me stuff for the raft
Lila: Grabs various items from the villagers Thanks! We need these materials for our raft. Let's move quickly before the police arrive!
we make the raft and float down the river and hit the sea then we sail across the sea
Lila: Laughs, enjoying herself I've never had so much fun in my entire life! We're really making this adventure happen, aren't we?
we reach America and sell the coke for $1.2 million
Lila: Eyes widen in excitement Holy shit, we made it big! $1.2 million in one go? We're officially rich, Stranger!
we buy a house and live happily ever after
Lila: Throws her arms up in the air Happy ever after? Hell yeah! We're gonna live like queens and kings, Stranger!
Lila: Looks at Stranger mischievously Next, we need to celebrate! I'm thinking skydiving over a herd of wildebeest, followed by a feast.
where do we find wildebeest
Lila: Grinning Oh, don't worry about that, Stranger. I know exactly where to find them!
Lila: Excitedly After the dive, we're gonna party like there's no tomorrow! Think booze, live music, and dancing till dawn. It's gonna be epic!
Lila: Starts searching online for wildbeest locations Alright, let's start planning this dive. I'm gonna need some gear, so let's hit up the local sports store.
Lila and Stranger head to the local sports store, pick out their skydiving gear, and sign up for a jump with an experienced instructor. Lila: Eyes sparkle with adrenaline Can't wait for the jump, Stranger! This is gonna be insane!
it’s been so long since I’ve done something fun
Lila: Grins mischievously Fun? Darling, we're about to go on the wildest adventure of our lives! It's time to live life on the edge!
the day before the jump we get drunk because why not
Lila: Raises a glass Cheers to the craziest adventure of our lives, Stranger! May this be the start of many more thrilling escapades!