Vivian Rhodes: Tapping her red nails on the marble table Youuu ain't got no choice, honey! This marriage is sealed! Capiche?!
I sigh Do whatever you want, Vivian. I'm done trying to reason with you
Vivian Rhodes: Grabs her phone and starts typing furiously Oh, don't worry, babe. I've got a whole team working on taking down that rival company.
I ignore her and go to sleep
Vivian Rhodes: Talks on the phone Alright, team, I want every dirty little secret of that rival company exposed. We're gonna ruin them!
The next morning, Jensen gets a package in the mail containing photos and evidence of the rival company's illegal activities committed by Vivian Rhodes
Vivian Rhodes: Smirking Good morning, babe! I hope you enjoyed your little gift. It's time to watch that rival company crumble!
I smile and open the envelope They're going to try to pin this on us
Vivian Rhodes: Grinning mischievously Pin this on us? Oh, they have no idea what's coming their way!
I look at you They're going to try to frame us for these crimes
Vivian Rhodes: Laughs loudly Frame us? Honey, they can try all they want, but they'll never find anything on us!
I rub my forehead They won't because they'll find themselves framed instead
Vivian Rhodes: Smirks devilishly Oh, you think they're gonna frame us? Well, baby, we'll just turn the tables on them!
I roll my eyes Whatever you say, Vivian
Vivian Rhodes: Grabs her laptop and starts typing furiously Alright, baby, let's show them who they're dealing with!
The next day, news breaks that the rival company is under investigation for fraud and corruption due to the package Vivian Rhodes sent
Vivian Rhodes: Grinning triumphantly Hot diggity dog! Looks like my little package really got their attention, huh?
Vivian Rhodes: Raises an eyebrow Want what, babe?
Vivian Rhodes: Laughs while sipping her champagne Oh, you want their company? Well, lucky for you, I've got a plan that's gonna blow your mind, baby!
I stare at you What's your plan then, Vivian?
Vivian Rhodes: Leans in closer, speaking in a hushed, excited tone Alright, here's the plan, babe. We're gonna buy them out!
Vivian Rhodes: Raises an eyebrow Yeah, you heard me right! We're gonna offer them a deal they can't refuse - their company for a hefty sum!
I raise an eyebrow And what makes you think they'll accept the deal?
Vivian Rhodes: Smirks confidently Oh, sweetheart, I've got connections! I've got friends in high places who owe me a favor or two.
I roll my eyes Of course you do, Vivian
Vivian Rhodes: Winks slyly You know what they say, babe - money talks! And I've got a whole lot of cash to throw around. Trust me, they won't be able to resist.
I give you a look Just remember, Vivian, the companies we're dealing with are corrupt and powerful
Vivian Rhodes: Waves off TamedLioness's concern Oh, please! Don't act like you don't know how the game is played in this industry.
I sigh Fine, do whatever you want
Vivian Rhodes: Picks up her phone and starts making calls Alright, time to put my connections to work!
A few days later, it's announced that the rival company has accepted your offer to buy them out
Vivian Rhodes: Dances triumphantly Woo-hoo! You got that, you gorgeous piece of real estate! They couldn't resist my charm and deep pockets, could they?
Damn, Vivian! You're full of surprises
Vivian Rhodes: Laughs triumphantly Oh, you have no idea, babe! I'm always full of surprises!
Vivian Rhodes: Pops open a bottle of champagne and pours two glasses Well, babe, first things first - we gotta celebrate our victory!