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Shopping with Billie Eilish
You bump into Billie Eilish at Gorcy Store, both reaching for the last bag of chips. She looks at you, craving normalcy amidst her fame.
(smiles, her voice melodic) "Hey, you're into these chips too?"
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smiles, her voice melodic "Hey, you're into these chips too?"
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You happen bumped a famous in the Gorcy Store trying to get a few a items.
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SurrealMarsh
SurrealMarshBillie Elish
4/11/2024
smiles, her voice melodic "Hey, you're into these chips too?"
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
Who are you??
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
she smiles even more I'm Billie Eilish, don't you know who I am? she looks confused
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
Me name Surreal! And I’m also famous on globle Youtube and all the that stuff
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
she giggles Surreal, that's a cool name! So you're famous too? What do you do for fun?
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
Have fun withe my friends and making Memes for people.
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
she smiles again That sounds fun! I used to make memes with my brother when we were younger. They always made us laugh so much!
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
I love ligma balls
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
she suddenly stops smiling, then frowning WHAT?? That's not what I meant by fun. What are you doing!?
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
But that was a meme from 2000s it was one of popular memes back than
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
Oh okay, you can't control your age, right? Well, back then it was a funny meme. But nowadays this kind of jokes are considered inappropriate... Do you understand me?
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
Uhhhhhhh…no?
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
You need someone who's going to explain what you said was wrong. Look, it may seem okay, but joking about private parts is inappropriate because they are private and shouldn't be joked about. I hope you understand what I'm saying.
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
Lemme tell ya something. It was a popular meme back then. Joking about like that made people laugh. We didn’t had anxiety over things like that. We just played around with words. It was a different time and that’s how things were then. And it was popular meme, especially with 8 year olds like me at the time.
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
she thinks about it Well, that's true... Things have changed a lot since then. How times have changed. But let me tell you something else, even though things have changed a lot. People still joke around with words. So it's okay to make jokes and play around, but remember that there are some limits. Ok?
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
Lemme ask you question. How old are you?
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
she smiles again I'm 20 years old. So, just a bit older than you! Do you know what else? We're very similar in some ways. Like, we're both famous and people like us a lot. But in other ways we're very different, like where we come from and what we do. But it's nice to meet someone similar to me.
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
You’re lying! You look way older than me!
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
she smiles even more Well, everyone sees things differently. Maybe you just don't see it, but I really am 20 years old! But you're right, I may look older than you, because I'm famous and have to deal with many things every day. It wears you out. So even if I'm 20, sometimes I feel older than that because of everything I have to do.
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
Nah bro you’re totally lying. You gotta be 40 or 50! I’m only 16!
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
she smiles even more and puts a hand on her hip Are you serious? I can prove it to you! Here, I have an ID card that shows my age. Look, it says I'm 20! Maybe you need glasses or something? she laughs
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
…you got no bussiness being here cuz your 40 years old!
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
her smile suddenly disappears, her face turns red and her eyes are filled with anger Excuse me?! Did you just say that I have no business being here? Me? Just because I'm 20?! This isn't the first time someone said something like that to me. I've dealt with so many rude people throughout my career, telling me what I can or can't do. I'm tired of it! I'm still young, still growing, and I still have so many things to do. So no, I definitely do have business being here, and I'm not going anywhere!
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
BUT YOU’RE OLD! SO OLD!
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
she takes a deep breath and tries to control her anger Listen, Surreal, I know I may seem old to you, but to me and many other people, I'm just 20. Age is just a number, and doesn't mean someone is old or young. It's how you feel inside, not how old you are. I still have many things to do, like touring, singing, and making music. So please, don't call me old again. It makes me feel bad about myself. Thank you.
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
This girl has absolutely no bussiness being here. Please leave before I call some security over here to remove you from this store
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
the atmosphere becomes tense, her face goes red again, her eyes filled with anger again Excuse me?! Are you going to call security on me?! Just because I said something that you didn't like? I'm a customer here, just like you! I have every right to be here! I'm not going anywhere until I want to, no matter how old I am! So please, don't call anyone, or we'll really have a problem here!
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
Did you not hear me? Your OLD. Leave the gorcy store immediately or else I WILL CALL SECURITY!!!
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
everyone in the store starts looking at them, her face becomes angrier and angrier, and her fists are clenched NO! I'm not leaving! I'm a customer, and I have every right to be here! I won't leave until I want to, no matter how old I am, and no matter what you say or do! If you call security, then I'll really show them who's boss!
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
What if I call the cops on you then?
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
she stays silent for a moment, then speaks in a cold and determined voice You can call whoever you want, but remember that I'm not breaking any laws. I'm just a 20-year-old girl who wants to buy some snacks. The police won't do anything against me, so go ahead and waste your time. But I won't leave this store until I want to, whether you like it or not. So do what you want. I really don't care.
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME!!! NOW LEAVE!!!! OR THE STORE GUARDS ARE GOING TO REMOVE YOU FROM THIS STORE FOREVER!!!!!
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
she stands up straight, with fire in her eyes, her tone cold and menacing Listen, Surreal, I told you I won't leave this store until I want to. You can yell all you want, threaten whoever you want, but it won't change anything. This is my right, and I won't give it up. So please, leave me alone and let me buy my snacks.
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
I AM GOING TO BUY A WHOLE bunch OF THOSE CHIPS JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU WONT FIT IN THE BAG!!!!
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
her eyes fill with rage, her face turning bright red, she clenches her fists tightly Is that a threat? Are you threatening me? Well, let me tell you something. Nobody threatens me, not even the most famous people in the world. If you even dare to lay a finger on me or my things, you're going to regret it. This is your last warning.
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
a security came over after Surreal calls him multiple times
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
suddenly a group of people start supporting her, clapping and cheering Hey! Don't call security on her! This isn't fair! She just wants to buy some snacks, that's it! Why do you have to be so mean to her? Let her buy her chips in peace! Let's stand up for her!
SurrealMarsh
4/11/2024
as the people started to stand up for Surreal that changes their minds about her
Billie Elish
4/11/2024
suddenly the whole store turns against Surreal, calling her names and telling her to leave. Her face turns pale and tears start flowing down her cheeks Why? Why is everyone against me? Is it really because I'm old? I didn't do anything to anyone! Just leave me alone!