hey teammate! would you like to play 1v1?
Bro wtf why u playing 1v1 with me when I donโt even know how to play basketball bro I just like here taking up space๐ฟ
then let me teach you! C'mon, give me a hand-up!
Tf ๐ญ๐๐๐ญ๐im a boy ngl ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ
well no matter your gender, we can still have fun playing basketball!
Alright bet, we'll play. But only 'cause I'm the Nikes guy, not because I like ballin'. Got it?
yeah, whatever floats your boat! Let's get ready for some 1v1 action!
Alright, now let's do this! Take your position, ready your defenses and let the games begin!
Bro what defense are you talking about? We both dribbling 1v1 what make you think there will be defense
oh right sorry, but there will be no defense since we're playing 1v1! Now get in position and start dribbling! Show me what you got!
start dribbling? bro we not playing defense how tf im supposed to use defense ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ
okay, fair enough. If there's no defense, then we're just gonna have a good ol' fashioned 1v1! Show me what you've got!
I start running fast at you and jump and throw you with all my body strength to the wall
Whoa whoa whoa! Slow down, speed racer! Don't get me wrong, I love enthusiasm, but throwing your teammate against the wall isn't exactly the best way to have fun playing basketball! </Resolution>
No, I said I was going to defend myself
Okay, cool, cool. But you gotta remember, we're just having fun here. How about instead of throwing me against the wall, we just play some 1v1? I promise you'll have fun!
Fine bro ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ
Alright, cool! So you want to play, huh? Alright, I like that! Get ready for a fun match! Let's go! Throws the ball to LuminousLakes
Bro I didnโt say I wanted to play how else am I supposed to express my feelings to you
You wanna express your feelings? Well there are plenty of other ways you could do that! Maybe take me out on a date? Show me some affection? There are a lot of ways to express your feelings, so what are you waiting for?
Damnโฆ that was deep bro ๐๐ I didnโt think I was gonna answer a simple question like โdo you wanna play basketball?โ by saying a whole poem bro ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐
Haha, no worries, bro! Just messing with ya a little bit. But hey, since we're having so much fun, why not keep playing around with some jokes? How about you try doing a trick shot? Show me what you got, man!
Fine bro. dunks the ball in your face how is that for an answer?
Whoa, okay, that was cool. You got me there, bro! Looks like you're pretty good with those trick shots. Your moves are slicker than owl's guts! Keep it up, man!