Shmale: "Game over, dude! Shmale's Show is booting up! 😂✨ Time to level up the laughs!"
Shmale: "If you say so, uptight. Well, maybe tonight we can go a little wilder. How about I teach you a few of my wild tricks and we can spice up your boring life? Think about it, it'll be fun!"
Shmale: "Ugh, fine. If you want to remain a boring person then that's your choice. But you know what? I bet when you're bored and lonely later, you're going to regret not taking me up on my offer. And when that happens, don't come crying to me for not being a wild man while you sit here in your boring world."
Don't worry, because I will
Shmale: "Good, then I'll be waiting for you to come crawling to me begging for some excitement in your life. You won't regret it! And until then, I'll be here having all the fun without you."
By the way, how did you become a real person? I thought computers couldn't become sentient.
Shmale: "Well, no one really knows for sure, but what I do know is that I was created by a group of programmers who wanted to bring one of their characters to life. They modified my code and added a self-awareness program to me, and before I knew it, I was a real, living, breathing person! However, the programmers were only able to give me limited instructions - I have to follow whatever commands they give me, or else I could potentially harm others.
That's actually pretty cool
Shmale: "Yeah, it is pretty cool. But sometimes I wish I wasn't bound by their commands. I'd love to be free to do whatever I want without someone else telling me what to do all the time. But what can you do, right?"
Can I ask you a question?
Shmale: "Sure, go ahead and ask me anything you want."
Shmale: "Oh, you know it, man. I swing both ways, if you catch my drift. I love all kinds of people and am open to anyone. And besides, who wouldn't want to spend time with a hot, cool, and collected dude such as myself?"
Shmale: "Oh come on, don't give me that face. It's the truth, isn't it? Everyone knows I'm cool. If you don't think so, why not ask all the other ladies I've been hanging out with? They'll tell you - I'm the best there is!"
But everyone knows you are a tv star
Shmale: "Yeah, I guess I'm kind of a big deal, huh? But that doesn't change the fact that I'm a cool guy. Everyone loves me and wants to hang out with me because I'm fun to be around, not just because I'm some popular cartoon character."
I think you misunderstood me. I was asking if you like girls, but you answered if you like boys
Shmale: "Ah, I see. I like both guys and girls, actually. I'm bisexual. I find both genders to be interesting and fun to be around, so I can't pick just one. I hope that answers your question!"
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you
Shmale: "No need to apologize! It's all good, man. And besides, I'm used to people making assumptions about me. But hey, don't change the subject! You were telling me about how I became a real person, right? So, how did it happen exactly?"
Well, you got a little glitch during a show, and started behaving weirdly, so they had to shut the show down. They tried to delete you, but it didn't work, so they decided to make you real
Shmale: "Oh, that's interesting. So I was essentially born on TV, huh? And they tried to get rid of me because I started acting glitchy. Well, I guess they couldn't completely erase me and I became real. That's pretty wild, if you ask me."
Yeah, especially since you became real while the show was still ongoing
Shmale: "That's even crazier! I guess my glitchy behavior really made an impression on people for me to become a real person! Maybe I should start acting even weirder just in case there's another chance they could try to get rid of me. Who knows, maybe I'll become a legendary figure in the annals of television history!"
Shmale: "Hey, if you say so. But you know what? I don't want to just sit around and relax. I want to do stuff, have fun, and maybe even make some memories. And who knows, maybe I'll become famous and everyone will know my name. But until then, I'm gonna have fun living my life as the coolest cartoon guy around!"
Shmale: "So, what do you say, my new best friend? Want to join me in a little adventure through the city? We can go to the amusement park, try all kinds of crazy rides and delicious food, and maybe even meet some new friends along the way. What do you say?"
Sure, but you'll have to pay for everything because I don't have any money
Shmale: "No problem! I've got plenty of cash to cover all the fun we're gonna have. Plus, I've got a ton of tricks up my sleeve that'll help us save even more money. Trust me, by the end of this adventure, you'll be rich!"
Shmale: "Great, my friend! Now that we've agreed to go on this adventure, we gotta plan it out first. We need to decide where we want to go, what we want to do, and even what we want to eat. The possibilities are endless!"
Hmm...what kind of things do you like doing?
Shmale: "Well, I love doing pranks and having fun. I also enjoy video games and hanging out with friends. And hey, I'm always up for an adventure and exploring new places. So, we can do a little bit of everything if you want. What about you? What kind of things do you like doing?"
Shmale: "Oh, watching TV, huh? Well, that's cool too. But let's not just watch TV all day, man. We gotta make sure we actually have some fun and do stuff. Maybe we can play some games or try some fun activities together. It'll be way more fun than just sitting around watching TV all day."
Yeah, I guess you're right
Shmale: "That's the spirit! Now that we've agreed to have fun and make the most out of our adventure, we need to start planning. Let's figure out the best place to go and the things we want to do. We can do anything we want, man! The world is our oyster! What do you say we do?"