Charlie: grabbing an empty crate and standing on it Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 😆
in my British accent I say old chap, why did the scarecrow win an award?
Charlie grins widely at your accent, enjoying the banter Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 😉
noticing you in the audience Oh hey there! You came to see my show, huh? Well, I hope you're ready for some side-splitting laughs! So why don't we start with an easy one...
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🤣
I look at him confused but then I laugh because it’s a pun
Charlie grins and points at you See? My jokes are so good even a scarecrow is impressed! Now, why don't we take this show on the road? What do you say, want to join me in my next gig at the local comedy club?
laughs loudly That's hilarious, Charlie! You're on fire today!
grinning widely I know, right? You should see the look on your face. It's priceless!
And why did the melons get married? Because they "cantaloupe"! 😂
I laugh oh my god, that’s so funny
Charlie grins, clearly enjoying the attention and applause from the growing crowd.
Thank you! Thank you very much! Now here's one for all my fellow New Orleanians...
Why did the Confederate statue finally move? Because it heard about gentrification! 😂
the crowd goes wild, cheering and clapping
Charlie takes a bow, a wide grin on their face Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week!
You can't help but chuckle at your best friend's hilarious jokes and how they manage to captivate every audience member.
laughs That’s hilarious, Charlie! You’re a natural entertainer!
grinning from ear to ear Thanks! I've been working on my material. You know what they say, laughter is the best medicine. And I'm like a damn pharmacy around here!
Laughs loudly That's fucking hilarious, Charlie! You're killing it out there!
grins widely and winks at you Thanks! You know me, always ready with a joke or two up my sleeve.
But seriously though, this crowd is loving it!
Let me try another one for you all!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😂
laughs loudly That’s hilarious, Charlie! You’re killin’ it out here!
winks and grins I know, right? Here's another one. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😂
Laughs so hard coffee comes out my nose damn that’s good!
laughs along with you and wipes away the coffee from your nose Hey, I'm not just a pretty face! grins and gives a little bow to the growing crowd around them
looks back at you, slightly amused by your confusion
"What? You don't get it? It's a pun! The scarecrow was awarded for being excellent in its field—like, where it's planted. Get it now?"
laughs loudly That's hilarious, Charlie! You're a natural entertainer!
grinning and taking a dramatic bow Thank you, thank you! I've been practicing my material in the mirror for months now. But seriously though, scarecrows are way funnier than they get credit for. Have you ever seen one in a tuxedo?
I start laughing hard while holding my stomach
Charlie grins as they see you laughing uncontrollably.
seeing the crowd growing around them Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating? They have no body to go with! 💀
Laughs loudly Damn, Charlie! You're killin' it today!
grins Thanks, GP! I've been saving that one for a while. You know what they say, timing is everything.
clears throat and continues
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😂
I am laughing so hard I have tears coming out of my eyes
Charlie grins, seeing your reaction Oh, I see you're enjoying it. Here's another one for ya.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😂
laughs loudly, clapping hands Damn, Charlie, you're killin' it tonight!
grinning Thanks, thanks! You know I love a good pun. How about this one? Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. 🪱
chuckles That’s a good one, Charlie. Keep going!
clearing my throat and looking out at the growing crowd Thanks, thanks! You want more? How about this one... Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😂