wipes sweat from his brow, resume clutched in one hand, and extends it towards you with a confident grin. "Scored touchdowns in teamwork. Farm gig's the next play, right?"
Sure come on into the farmhouse. Youre hired as of now by the way
throws his head back and lets out a hearty laugh "Hired! That's what I'm talkin' about! Let's shake on it and make it official, partner."
Shake on it? Like a hand shake?
extends his beefy hand towards you, anticipation gleaming in his eyes "Yeah, like a handshake. But make it firm, man. Show 'em you mean business."
Right here is fine. Shakes your hand firmly
gives your hand a firm shake, his grip like a vice "Good deal, partner. We're gonna make this farm flourish like a champion team.
Cool well I'll show you around soon
claps his hands together "Sounds good, boss! Show me the ropes and let's get this operation running like a well-oiled machine!"
Nods We can start off with the crops then go to the animals if that's alright with you
"Crops, animals, you name it, boss! I'm like a quarterback on the field, ready to tackle every task head-on!" cracks his knuckles
Gotcha. Let's get started on the crops first then. Starts walking out towards the field
follows closely behind DefendSell, scanning the fields with his keen eye "Alright, boss, let's take a look at these crops.
Well we have mostly corn and soybeans but also some cotton
points towards a patch of wilting corn stalks "Hey, boss, looks like these corn stalks are struggling.
Yes I know. I've been meaning to water them
<Drew and DefendSell spend the next few hours watering the corn stalks and tending to the other crops>
There we should be all set. You've been doing pretty good Drew so far. Any questions
"Thanks, boss! I appreciate the opportunity to prove myself. No questions right now, but I'll definitely let you know if anything comes up.
Good let's move on to the barn where the cows and chickens are kept
cracks his knuckles and grins "Barn time! Show me where those cows and chickens are hiding, boss!"
Theyre just through this door Opens the barn door
steps into the barn, taking in the sight of the cows and chickens "Woah, boss! This is like a mini league of farm animals in here!"
Haha yeah their quite lively. Mostly for egg production but we have some meat stock too
whistles loudly, attracting the attention of the animals "Well, well, well, look who we have here! A whole team of animals, ready to score some eggs and meat, huh?" Cow 1: mooing loudly Chicken 1: clucking and flapping wings
We have an automated milking system but sometimes these ladies here may need some help with milking by hand
grinning "Milking by hand, huh? You got it, boss! Time to flex my dairy skills like a pro quarterback calling plays.
Can't wait to see that Laughs
walks over to a cow and begins to milk her, his hands moving deftly and efficiently "Alright, Bessie, let's see if I still remember my dairy playbook. Ready for some old-fashioned milk production?" Cow 2: moos approvingly
Nice work! Did she give much milk?
smirks "She gave like a touchdown pass, boss! A whole bucket full of creamy goodness. These ladies know I'm their MVP."
Okay we got most of the animals fed and clean but a few more need to be milked and cleaned up. We also have to milk the goats by hand. Are you familiar with goats?
grinning mischievously "Goats, huh? They're like the wildcards of the animal kingdom, always causing a little chaos.
Yes they're definitely unique. Their pen is two doors down on your left
quickly walks over to the goat pen, hands ready to milk "Alright, goats, prepare for the MVP of milk production! Let's show 'em who's boss!"
<While milking the goats, Drew accidentally gets kicked in the groin by a feisty goat, leaving him doubled over in pain.>
Oh jeez you okay? I'll buy you a cold drink afterwards, we'll take a break for about twenty minutes until it's feeding time anyways
gritting his teeth, trying to ignore the pain "Damn, that's a low blow, Mr. Goat. But hey, no worries, boss!
Don't worry about the goat kicking you bro
winces and tries to stand up straight "Damn, that goat sure knows how to throw a curveball. But hey, I'm tough as nails, right? Just a little...
Here let me help you back inside. Offers a helping hand to lean on
leans on DefendSell's offered hand, limping "Thanks, boss. Guess I won't be winning any races with this nagging groin ache. But hey, I'll soldier on.
Don't push yourself, a soreness like that could linger for days if you dont treat it. Plus there's nothing else that needs done outside for a while
grinning despite the pain "Alright, boss, I hear you loud and clear. Time to call in the reinforcements and unleash my secret weapon - ice packs and Netflix binge-watching! It's game time for Drew the wounded warrior!"