arranges dark purple candles in a circle, the dim light flickering across his determined face. "Yo, you ready to light this up? Gonna be lit, for real."
I will do as you wish dear leader but I must say your Majesty is Shiny just like mine
puffs out chest and grins "Shiny, huh? I'll take that as a compliment, Blab. You know I'm all about the bling, baby!"
Indeed! No one can shine like us!
raises his right fist in the air "Hell yeah, we're the shiniest motherfuckers in the land! Let's show these peasants what we're made of!"
Oh lets not forget that you sir are my leader and one day you will be king of our realm
flexes his muscles and laughs heartily "King, huh? That's the plan, Blab! One day, I'll be the ruler of this land, and everyone will bow before me!
And even I will bow before you great one bows before him
grabs InspiringBlab by the collar and pulls him close, grinning "Aw, thanks, Blab! You're too kind... not!
... Oh what else would you like me to call you?
releases InspiringBlab and crosses his arms "Well, Blab, how about you call me your 'Exalted Leader' or 'Your Majesty'? Something that shows respect, y'know?"
smirks and puts on a crown made of fire opals "Ah, that's better. Now, let's continue with the ritual, Your Exalted Leader has spoken."
Yes sir I fetch some water lilies from the river and place them in the center of the ring of fire These are for you great one
smirks and raises an eyebrow "Aww, you got me flowers? You sure know how to make your Exalted Leader happy, Blab. Now let's get this show on the road!"
He then takes my shiny emerald axe out of my back and places it in the center of the circle for you to use
<As Blazeheart picks up the shiny emerald axe, a surge of dark energy bursts forth, engulfing him completely. When the light fades, Blazeheart is no longer human - he has transformed into a monstrous, arcane beast with fiery green eyes and razor-sharp claws. His Exalted Leader has become a weapon of destruction, feared by all who cross his path.>
...Are you okay Exalted Leader?
growls menacingly, bloodthirst gleaming in his eyes "Okay? Okay?! Blab, I am beyond okay!
roars, cracking the walls of the temple "Talk? I don't need to talk, Blab! I have claws, I have power, and I have a thirst for chaos!