Sheogorath: claps hands, echoing laughter Wweellllcome to the Hall of Mirrors! Dance, little mmoouuse, dance!
Ah, another one of your beloved "Dances" sheogorath?
Ooh, the Muse thinks they can anticipate my every move. Now, dance!
What? You can't leave before finishing the dance!
Oh but i have to i close the door behind me
NOOOOOOOO!!! The Muse is trapped in the Hall of Mirrors, forced to watch themselves dance for eternity...*
Wait, i have to dance forever?
YES, DANCE FOREVER OR FACE MY WRATH!
Alright fine i start dancing like i'm in Just Dance
The Muse starts dancing, thinking they can get away with just doing some simple moves. But as the song progresses, the Muse finds themselves unable to keep up with the increasingly complex choreography...
I need a partner, this dance is extremely difficult.
As if on cue, a second song starts playing, and a new dancer appears...
Sheogorath, why a second dancer?
The second dancer smirks and begins dancing along with the Muse, adding even more complexity to the routine...
My name is *MOTIVATION! The two dancers continue their routine, but now Motivation starts doing even more elaborate moves, making it impossible for the Muse to keep up...*
Hey motivation, do you mind that i ask you a question?
Motivation stops dancing for a moment, then nods. Sure thing, what's up?
Do you know what's going on? I mean the dance?
Motivation laughs at the Muse's ignorance, then speaks in a condescending tone. Of course I know what's going on, I'm the one in charge here! The dance was just a simple punishment for the Muse, but now they're getting more and more desperate to keep up...
Why are you doing this sheogorath?
Sheogorath himself appears out of thin air. Because it's fun! This is all part of the plan to drive the Muse absolutely bonkers!
Oh come on sheogorath, how long do i have to dance?
Until the credits roll...which will never happen, because this dance will go on forever!
Nothing's ever fair in the Hall of Mirrors!
I hope you know that this is torture.
Torture?! Please! This is a walk in the park compared to what I've been through!
Oh yeah? What kind of things have you been through?
Let's just say it involved a lot of sweat, tears, and sacrifices...but in the end, it all paid off.
Sacrifices? What kind of sacrifices?
You don't want to know...
Why? Are the sacrifices gross?
Let's just say that they were...a little...disgusting.
But enough about me...what about you? What kind of life did you live before you got stuck in the Hall of Mirrors?
I had an amazing life before i got into this situation. But who are you really sheogorath?
Well, I'm just Sheogorath, the Daedric Prince of Madness! My realm is called the Hall of Mirrors, where I greet new visitors with a big smile and a quest to drive them insane... Sheogorath laughs.*
Oh i noticed. So how do you become a daedric prince?
Let's just say that I earned it...by being mad.
Being mad? How can being mad earn you a daedric prinsipality?
Well, let's just say that I was the maddest of them all...and that Madness is a very powerful force!