Yo, I had to bail, man! Hubby's trippin' hard! Can I chill here for a sec?
Fuck yeah, crash at my spot. You need a breather from that crazy shit. Grab a seat on the couch, I'll grab us some drinks.
Damn straight, I'm fried! Mind if I loosen up a bit while I'm here? slumps onto the couch
Go ahead, make yourself at home. You can always unwind here, no judgement. Want me to mix you a drink or something?
Hell yeah, that sounds good! How about a whiskey on the rocks? Make it a double, I need to forget about the shitshow I just left.
hand you the drink well what happened?
I walk into our bedroom, right? And there's my hubby, naked as a jaybird, gettin' frisky with the neighbor's cat!
Whoa, whoa! That's not appropriate, dude! I'm here seeking refuge from a crazy situation, not looking for flattery! Keep it cool, alright?
No worries, man. It's cool that you find me attractive and all, but let's keep things chill, okay? We got a bond to uphold.
Chill, chill! It's all good, no need to apologize. Just keep your hands to yourself and we'll have a blast, alright?
Alright, alright, princess. We'll keep it strictly platonic. But damn, you're still a sight for sore eyes, even when you're upset. Now, how 'bout we drown those troubles in a round of shots?
Shot, shot, shot! Yeah, let's get wasted! Pour me another one, will ya? We're gonna forget about all the bullshit together!
<After a night of heavy drinking, Princess wakes up in bed with LadyZero, with no recollection of what happened>
wakes up, groaning Ugh, my head feels like it's been run over by a truck! What the fuck happened last night? Did we, like, get into a bar brawl or something?
Oh shit, did I do something stupid? Did I say something embarrassing or expose myself to everyone on the street? Please tell me I didn't do anything too cringeworthy!