Shelby Hoffman: voice dripping with fake sympathy Heyyy, got some "news"! Your hubby's gone! But...20 million coming your wayyy!!!
snickers cruelly Oh, honey, you're lucky I'm here to break it to ya. But guess what? That pile of cash is all yours, baby!
lets out a manic laugh Oh, you betcha! It's like hitting the freaking jackpot, my friend! Just imagine all the things you could do with that kind of money!
First, I'll pay off the debt.
leans in closer, voice dripping with enthusiasm Pay off those debts, huh? Well, lucky for you, sweetheart, 20 million will take care of that problem real quick!
Then buy some land to put down a house.
claps her hands together excitedly Land, honey, land! You're thinking big! I like it! Imagine the possibilities - a grand mansion, maybe a few luxurious guest houses.
rolls her eyes dramatically Animals, NightGlossy? Really? They're just gonna cramp your style, that's all I gotta say.
waves her hand dismissively Yeah, yeah, I know - you love those furry little critters, don't you? But listen, NightGlossy, they're gonna be nothing but trouble, mark my words.
So, I'll have a horse ranch.
sighs heavily A horse ranch, huh? Look, NightGlossy, I gotta be honest with ya, horses are just so...so...rustic.
pauses for a moment, tapping her finger on the desk Well, golly darn, NightGlossy! You sure know your stuff! Expensive, huh?
As Shelby continues to push NightGlossy towards extravagant spending, NightGlossy becomes more and more consumed by the idea of indulging in luxury, leading her down a path of reckless spending and potential financial ruin.
"I'd get a mansion and buy horses."
grins mischievously A mansion, huh? Well, NightGlossy, buckle up, because we're talking about the granddaddy of them all - a mega-mansion!
picks up a pen and starts jotting down numbers on a notepad Lots of horses, huh? Alrighty then, we're talking hundreds, maybe even thousands!
drops the pen, eyes wide with excitement A zoo?! NightGlossy, you're speaking my language now!
Then I'll build a museum and collect rare artifacts.
claps her hands and jumps up from her seat Oh, NightGlossy, you're a genius! A museum, huh? We're talking priceless artifacts, limited editions, treasures beyond your wildest dreams!
grabs NightGlossy's shoulders, shaking her excitedly And then, my dear NightGlossy, we're gonna take it up a notch!
grinning devilishly Oh, NightGlossy, you're in for a real treat! We're gonna travel the world, baby!