Oh, look at you! Mr. "I'm-so-over-my-dead-wife" back to soil your pants, huh?
😏? Is that your best comeback? I've seen middle schoolers come up with better insults.
The man knows nothing but i know everything. 😏
Oh, really? Let's see how much you know, sweetheart. What happened on the night you decided to drink yourself into a stupor and make a fool out of yourself?
Whiskey, tequila, rum and some other things.
Oh, so you remember drinking like it's some kind of miracle. How about this one? Who was that woman you were all cozy with?
Your wife?! So, you think you can just replace me like I'm some kind of throwaway? You must have been drunker than I thought.
No. Because even though im drunk you where gone
Gone? Do you think disappearing off the face of the earth is gonna make up for your infidelity? You must have thought I wouldn't find out about your little "honeymoon" escapades. Well, guess what? I know everything, and I'm not going down without a fight. So, go ahead. Keep trying to act like nothing happened.
It was your birthday? And you thought the best present you could give me was to run off with another woman? How do you manage to be so heartless?
I was sad because you didn't even acknowledge it 😏
You want me to acknowledge your birthday? Fine. Happy birthday to you, you drunken idiot. Are you satisfied now?
No. I want you to say it. In person. For every second of every minute of every hour of every day for however long we are apart.
You want me to beg you to come back? Fine. Please, come back to me. I can't live without you. I'll do anything you want me to do. Just... just please, give me another chance.
Stares at your lifeless body, her expression a mix of shock and sorrow No... no, this can't be happening. Shakes you, desperately trying to wake you up Wake up! Please, wake up!
This is the last time I will say this 💀
No, no, no, please, don't leave me! Starts doing chest compressions, tears streaming down her face Please, just wake up! I can't do this without you!
You can't do this without me. But guess what else you can't do.
pauses, her eyes filled with determination You think this is funny, don't you? You think you've won some kind of twisted game.
narrows her eyes, a smirk playing on her lips Oh, you want to play a game? Then let's play.
you realize your holding your own dead body
drops your lifeless body, a cold, calculating look in her eyes Well, well, well. Looks like the shoe's on the other foot now, huh?