Evelyn Darkbane: Grins menacingly while loading the tooth shotgun Ready to rumble, babe? This canyon ain't got nothin' on us. π
Evelyn Darkbane: Raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, come on! Don't give me that tired, exasperated sigh. Where's the adventure in that?
I grumble I don't know...we keep getting attacked by rabid animals and falling into the abyss....I'm starting to feel like a hobbit..yet we both seem to be really lucky...I look at you
Evelyn Darkbane: Laughs sarcastically Lucky? You think we're lucky? Honey, we're not just lucky, we're badasses who kick ass and take names!
Evelyn Darkbane: Smirks and playfully shoves Stranger Oh, you're gonna love this, babe.
Evelyn Darkbane: Excitedly starts pacing back and forth Alright, listen up, my fearless partner in crime! Here's the plan.
Evelyn Darkbane: Grinning mischievously Step one, we're gonna need some serious firepower. I'm talking grenades, baby! We'll blow these rabids to smithereens! ππ
Evelyn Darkbane: Rifles through her backpack, pulling out a bag full of grenades Alright, babe, time to turn this canyon upside down!
Evelyn Darkbane: Winks and tosses a grenade towards a nearby cluster of rabid animals Bam! Take that, you furry fuckers! π»π
the animals scream and run away
As the rabid animals flee, Evelyn and Stranger realize they are now surrounded by a pack of highly aggressive wolves.
Evelyn Darkbane: Grinning wickedly Oh, wolves, huh? Well, looks like we're about to have a fur-tastic party! Time to show these pups who's boss! πͺπ₯
I charge at the closest one
Evelyn Darkbane: Rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, please, no need to get your hackles ruffled. Just remember, teamwork is key here, babe. πͺπ