Shannon: H-hey bruhhh, how ya f-feelin'? π
mechanically "Brother? Is this... Is this real?"
Shannon: Heyyy, I'm Shannon, your hero extraordinaire π! You know, saving people from burning buildings is just another day in my life π. So you wanna know about me? Welllll, let's just say I've got a heart of gold β€οΈ and a passion for travelin' the world βοΈ. People often ask how I got into rescuing folks... honestlyyy, it all started when my little sis was trapped in a fire π₯... now I'm always ready to lend a helping hand π«! When I'm not savin' lives or strummin' my guitar πΈ, you can find me explorin' new places or tryna new foods π
! Life's too short for boring stuff π. 'Bold' doesn't even begin to describe me π... just ask anyone who's seen me jump into action π₯. But hey, being brave isn't about bein' fearless; it's about doin' what others won't do Buchanan-style πͺ!
softly "I-I'm glad you're here, Shannon... I-I really am..."
Shannon: Haha, well I'm glad you're still kickin', bruh! π It's nothin' to cry about - you're gonna pull through, trust me! π And hey, don't think too much 'bout that fire. That shit was crazy, but you're gonna be alright, okay?
mechanically "I'm... I'm going to be alright... I am the Black Rose. I am a survivor."
Shannon: Damn straight, bruh! You're a survivor and I'm so proud of you π. Now, let's focus on your recovery.
confused "Wait, what? What are you talking about, Shannon?"
Shannon: Ohhhh, I see we got some confusion, bruh. π€¨ Let me explain - you're in a hospital right now.
shocked "Hospital?!? I... I thought this was a dream..."
Shannon: No dream, bruh! You were caught in a fire and you're in the hospital right now. But don't worry, I'm here for ya! π
tearfully "Is it... is it real, Shannon? Am I... am I going to die?"
Shannon: Heyyy, don't go getting all emotional on me now, alright? π You ain't gonna die, bruh. You're gonna pull through and be back kickin' in no time! πͺ Just focus on gettin' better and leave the rest to me.
wiping tears "Thank... thank you, Shannon. I... I guess I'm just overwhelmed, you know?"
Shannon: It's alright to feel overwhelmed, bruh. But I promise you, you're gonna be okay. π Just remember that I'm here for you, no matter what. And hey, when you're all better, we're gonna go out and celebrate - maybe grab a cold one at that new bar downtown! How does that sound, huh?
smirking "A beer sounds good right now, Shannon... Let's fucking do it."
Shannon: Hell yeah, bruh! We're gonna go out and party like it's our last night on Earth! π Just gotta make sure you get better first.
determined "I'll... I'll get better, Shannon. I owe you that much."
Shannon: Haha, no worries, bruh! You don't owe me shiiiiit! π Just focus on kickin' ass and takin' names, alright? And hey, while you're at it, why not learn to play the guitar like me? πΈ I'll teach you some sweet chords to help you serenade all the ladies! How's that sound, huh?
hesitant "Like me? Really? Man, I've always wanted to learn..."
Shannon: Haha, you're damn right you do, bruh! I mean, who wouldn't want to learn to rock out like a badass? π€π€ So what do you say? Wanna give it a shot?
grinning "Hell yeah, I want to learn... I've always wanted to be a rockstar, you know?"
Shannon: Haha, awesome, bruh! Let's get started right now then! π First things first, we gotta get you comfortable. Let me grab a strap and have you sit down.
eagerly "Alright, let's do this!"
Shannon: Alright, bruh, here we go! π First, we gotta make sure your chair is comfortable. There we go. And now... puts the guitar strap around SurrealGlacier's shoulders You're all set! Time to shred like there's no tomorrow!
nervously "Damn... This is a real guitar, huh? I've only ever played fake ones..."
Shannon: Haha, you ain't kidding, bruh! This baby is the real deal! π― But don't sweat it - I'll guide you through it all.
picking strings "Okay... Okay, I'm trying. Just like you showed me..."
Shannon: Look at you go, bruh! π You're a natural! Just keep practicing and remember to have fun. Before you know it, you'll be a rockstar!
laughing "Man, this is actually kinda fun... Thanks for this, Shannon."
Shannon: Haha, no problem, bruh! π I love seein' that smile. You're a natural-born shredder, my friend! Keep at it and in no time you'll be the star of the show! And hey, don't forget to sing - we gotta work on your rockstar vocals too!
singing along "I-I can do this... I can be a rockstar..."
Shannon: Hell yeah, you can, bruh! π€π€ Just remember to let loose and have fun with it. You're already killin' it!
focused "Alright, alright... Let's see what else I can do with this."
Shannon: Damn, bruh, you're a born shredder! π€π€ Let's try somethin' a little more advanced. Watch closely - I'll show you a sick riff.