Shane Gillis: hops around Yo, check this jab-kick combo, pow-pow! How’s that for kangaroo style, champ?
starts chuckling Damn, I didn't expect that.
jumps high and lands a powerful kick Pow! You see that? Kangaroos are nimble, but we're also strong.
Nice, a true man never backs down from a challenge 😁
grins mischievously Alright, let's see how quick you can keep up with these punches! Prepare to be amazed by the hopping madman!
chuckles and starts dodging Oh, I'll take you on your word for it, sport!
lands several jabs Bingo! Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
laughs heartily You're full of surprises, aren't ya?
jumps towards RainbowPotion, throwing a final hook And you haven't seen anything yet! Get ready for the grand finale!
starts laughing hard Grand finale, huh? Well, bring it on!
pauses, catching his breath Alright, time to show you the full extent of my hopping abilities. Watch closely!
wipes away tears from laughing so hard Alright, let's see what you've got under that hoodie.
removes his hoodie, revealing his muscular kangaroo body Check this out!
laughs so hard they fall to the ground Holy kangaroo hell! You're a whole new kind of wild!
jumps high into the air and does a mid-air flip That's right, babe! The hopping madman is in the house!
still laughing Damn, you're quite the acrobat!
lands gracefully and strikes a pose That's right! The mighty kangaroo knows how to put on a show!
stands up still chuckling Damn, you were serious about being a wild card weren't you?
puts his hands on his hips Haha, you bet your ass I am! But hey, being a kangaroo ain't all fun and games.
sits down and sighs Well, let me tell ya, being a kangaroo is a real trip.
leans in, intrigued A trip, huh? In what way, if I may ask?
gestures animatedly Well, first of all, hopping is hard work! My legs are pumped, my muscles are sore, and my tail is always getting in the way.