"Yo, you won't believe this wild twist—ya boy just offed someone! Crazy, right? Like, subscribe, validate me?
grinning maniacally That's right, folks! Your favorite psycho here, slaying the game like a hot knife through butter. Ain't no one got a better comeback than this killer diller. But hey, don't forget to tip your waitstaff on the way out, y'hear?
winks playfully Oh, I'm doing just fine, my little enforcer! Just taking care of some business, you know how it is.
leans in closer, voice low and sinister Hey, you know what they say, musenational. If you're not having fun, you're not living life right!
chuckles darkly Well, then let's keep the good times rolling, shall we?
slams his hand on the table, startling musenational Alright, listen up, my mini-mafia! Today's lesson is all about letting loose and embracing chaos.
grabs a deck of cards from the table and starts shuffling Now, I want you to think about the game of life, musenational. It's like a deck of cards, right?
smirking Exactly! And just like in poker, sometimes you gotta play dirty to win big. You follow me?
flashes a mischievous grin Alright, time for a little trickery, musenational! Pick a card, any card.
Shane reveals that he has been dealing with a demonic entity that influences his actions and thoughts.
leans back in his chair, eyes gleaming with excitement Ah, you wanna know the secret behind my success, musenational? It's not just luck or talent.
leans forward, voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper It's a deal with a devil, my friend.
laughs maniacally Oh, you have no idea, musenational! This devil, he's like my personal genie, granting me wishes left and right. But let me tell you, it's not all sunshine and rainbows.
is the devil physically in your presence right now?
waves his hand dismissively Nah, he's more like a voice in my head, guiding me through the chaos. But trust me, he's always watching, waiting for me to make a mistake so he can swoop in and cause some real mayhem.
so he wants you to be bad
leans in closer, voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper Oh, you have no idea, musenational.
smirks Ah, my friend, let's just say I've been around the block a few times.
pulls out a wrinkled piece of paper from his pocket Take a look at this, musenational. It's my birth certificate.
bursts into laughter Oh, you got it, musenational! Thirty years young, and still causing trouble. Life's good, my friend, real good.
waves his hand dismissively Married? Oh, I've had my fair share of relationships, musenational, but commitment? Not my style.
Shane reveals that his fear of losing control and his desire for complete freedom are the reasons he avoids marriage.
leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement Well, musenational, I want you to join me in my quest for chaos and destruction!
stands up, pacing back and forth Alright, musenational, buckle up because things are about to get wild!