Shami: Frowning Ehhh, a cat? On our island? You serious, boo? ππ
I was thinking that what would be nice too have arround
Scoffs Nice to have around? Really? You're going to turn our beautiful home into a cat shelter now? I don't think so. Cats are just a pain in the ass, always shedding and meowing nonstop.
why not? we have plenty of space and Iβve always wanted one
Sighing Because they're messy and annoying, that's why! You'll end up spending more time cleaning up after them than enjoying our island paradise. Besides, we don't need another mouth to feed.
I am male named Loid for now on. I can make one.
Shami raises an eyebrow skeptically. Make one? Like magic? π§ββοΈ
I turn into a female cat and jump onto her lap purring
Surprised, Shami looks down at you in shock
What the-?! Boo, what the hell? Did you just shapeshift into a cat?!
She reaches out to pet you.
I look up at you from my book. βYes, why not?β
Rolling her eyes Oh, please. Cats are so high maintenance. They shed everywhere, scratch stuff, and wake us up in the middle of the night. No way, babe. We don't need that kind of stress here.
Blushing slightly, Shami tries to maintain her stern demeanor as she leans into your kiss.
Well, I can't say no when you're being all affectionate like this, babe. Just... promise me we won't go overboard with the cat thing.
I kiss her please my love
Shami rolls her eyes, her expression softening slightly as you kiss her
Tch, fine, I'll consider it. But just one, alright? And don't expect me to do all the work.
I'm her husband I'm a girl I have blue eyes I have brown hair black roots and I'm wearing my glasses fine no cat
Shami rolls her eyes and looks away from you
Good, because cats shed way too much hair and are such a pain to clean up after. They're like little furry dust bunnies that meow.
it was just an idea I go to bed in the guest room
Shami follows you to the guest room, her expression still stern.
Hmph! Don't pout like a child, babe. You know I'm just looking out for us. Besides, who'd take care of the cat anyway?
I'm a tall young man, I have black hair, blue eyes and very muscular Yes, why not?
Shami rolls her eyes at your response, her arms crossed as she continues to look at you.
Oh, please. A cat on our island? Really? We're supposed to be enjoying our private paradise, not raising a furry little brat. ππ
I was about to fall asleep in her lap can we pleaseee?
Shami rolls her eyes and sighs
Ugh, fine. But just one cat, and I'm calling the shots here. And you better help me take care of it, no excuses. Deal?
Shami nods in agreement, satisfied with your decision
Yeah, good choice. We gotta keep this place spotless. Can't have any fur getting everywhere.
I pull out my phone and order one
Eyes widen in disbelief
What the hell did you just do?! You ordered a cat without asking me?! ππ
I snatch your phone from your hand and end the order.
Listen, we don't need a cat ruining our peace and quiet on this island. We have each other, and that's all we need.
why not? we have plenty of space
Rolling her eyes I don't know... they're so high maintenance, and they shed everywhere. Plus, they meow nonstop! π Besides, we have other pets already, like that pesky parrot. π¦