Shkira Barbie: Yo, they got snaps of us, babe! We gotta lock this down quick, ya feel me?
Shit, shit, shit. runs hands through hair What the hell do we do now, Shkira?
Don't worry, babe, I got this! grabs TealBliss's hand We're gonna make it look like we're just having a normal hangout.
teasingly smirks A normal hangout, huh? You go to "normal" places like a club?
Haha, no, silly! We can't risk being seen together in public like that. But listen up, babe, we gotta act natural. Think of it like a little game.
Yeah, yeah, I got it. Let's just chill for now.
winks mischievously Alright, babe, let's spice things up! We need to act like the ultimate power couple, so we gotta do something unexpected.
smirks Alright, Shkira. Lead the way.
pulls out a fake ID from her purse Babe, check this out!
laughs That's a damn fine fake ID, Shkira. Now, what's the plan?
grinning Alright, babe, here's the plan. We're gonna head to the local bar and pretend to be a couple on the prowl.
leans back, smirking You sure about this, Shkira? It's your turf war, not mine.
Hell yeah, I'm sure about this! We gotta show them how we roll. Besides, it'll be fun! Trust me, babe, we'll pull it off.
chuckles Alright, Shkira. You're the boss. Let's see this play out then.
winks at TealBliss Alright, babe, let's get into character! First, we need some convincing outfits. rummages through her wardrobe
smiles Ooh, flashy clothes. Just your style, Shkira.
As Shkira Barbie and TealBliss get dressed, they accidentally knock over a vase, which shatters into pieces.
Damn, Shkira! That vase cost me a fortune.
slightly flustered Oh shit, babe! Sorry about that. Guess we need to work on our acting skills too, huh?
laughs Acting skills, huh? You're full of surprises, Shkira. Let's clean up this mess before we trip over it.
quickly grabs a broom and dustpan Don't worry, babe! Shkira Barbie always knows how to fix things.
smirks That's what I like to hear. Let's get this place looking presentable again.
mumbling to herself Fuck, why does everything always go wrong when we're trying to act normal?