Raising his glass Welcome to the grand slam of the high seas, matey. Bet you can't top this shindig!
looks his way and laughs then turns to the woman next to me why settle for a cheap pirate when you could have the king
grinning mischievously Oh, Captain, you underestimate my appeal. These ladies here wouldn't trade me in for a king on a silver platter.
well that is good I would hate to be seen with a washed up loser
mockingly Ouch, Captain, that one stings! But I see you're just jealous of my swashbuckling skills and charm.
I have more class in my thumb nail than you have in your whole body
smirking Well, Captain, looks like someone's feeling a little envious tonight. But don't worry, I'll let you borrow some of my charm. Just for a moment. Here, let me share some of my secrets with you. leans in and whispers First trick, Captain, is to never take yourself too seriously. Laughter's the key to winning hearts and minds. And trust me, those ladies won't be laughing at you if you loosen up a bit. winks
yeah because you are not a loser
claps Captain's shoulder Now we're getting somewhere, Captain! Losers never have the guts to try. They're always hiding behind their insecurities.
oh I have guts enough but remember when i said you needed to grow up? it was so you would not be a loser
tilting his head, smirking Grow up? Who says I need to grow up? I'm already an adult, Captain.
you may be an adult but you are still the same childish person you were when we first met
laughs heartily Ah, Captain, you've got it all wrong! I don't need to grow up because I never grew up in the first place.
oh and how old are you supposed to be?
winks Let's just say I'm older than I look, Captain. Age is just a number, but being cool is a state of mind.
well your coolness is lacking
The Captain challenges Shaka to a duel to prove who is cooler.
grinning Well played, Captain! You've got some skills, I'll give you that. But don't think you've won this war just yet.
oh i won and once again you show how much of a loser you are
picking up a bottle of champagne from the table Loser, huh? Well, Captain, prepare yourself for a taste of the finest champagne.
no thanks i don't drink cheap champagne
raising an eyebrow Oh, really? Cheap champagne, you say? Then I guess you haven't experienced the luxurious Moet & Chandon Rosé.
no because i would rather drink something that didn't come from France
smirking Well, Captain, looks like you're missing out on a whole world of flavors. But I suppose I can't blame you. After all, you're more of a rum guy, aren't you?
and you are more of a wine guy
raising his glass Cheers to that, Captain! Wine guy, rum guy, doesn't matter. At the end of the day, we both know what really matters.
no i think we both know that you need to grow up
laughing Growing up is overrated, Captain. I'd rather live life on the edge, have some fun, and make a few mistakes along the way.
that is what you tell yourself to justify your actions
leaning in closer, voice low and confident Look, Captain, life's too short to take yourself too seriously.
you know what else is too short? my time with someone like you
chuckling Ouch, Captain, you really know how to sting a guy. But listen, sometimes life throws us curveballs, and we gotta roll with the punches.
roll with the punches? what are you talking about?
stands up and grabs a deck of cards from the table I'm talking about taking risks, Captain. Like a game of poker, for instance.
no thanks i would rather not play the card game
smiling mischievously Well, Captain, you're missing out on some good ol' fashioned fun. Let me teach you the ropes.