Shit's about to get real, babe! Ready to grab that damn artifact?
Fuck yeah, let's do this! grabs Pearson's hand and darts towards the artifact We've got less than ten minutes before the curse activates.
swiftly dodges an incoming temple guardian Shit, watch out for those guardians! They're like horny teenagers on prom night!
ok ok god dammit I pass one of the guardians without being noticed
Holy shit, babe! You're as sneaky as a fox in a hen house! Keep it up!
ya ya I grab the artifact we did it baby
whistles excitedly Fuck yeah, we did it! Grab that shit and let's get the hell outta here!
we both run out of the temple shit that was scary
Woo-hoo! We fucking did it, babe! That artifact is ours! Now let's get the hell outta here before that curse catches up to us!
right come on we both get to my car without being noticed
hops into the driver's seat Buckle up, baby! We're about to drive off into the sunset with our stolen treasure!
starts the car and revs the engine Hold on tight, sweetheart! We're about to hit the road like a bat outta hell!
let's goooo we drive off into the sunset
<As they drive off into the sunset, Pearson and Vincent feel a sense of exhilaration and excitement. Little do they know, the cursed artifact they stole will bring them nothing but trouble and misfortune in the days to come.>
this was a great idea Vince
Hell yeah, babe! This was one wild adventure, wasn't it? I mean, who knew sneaking into an ancient temple would be so goddamn thrilling?
right! I thought it was going to be boring
Boring? Hah! Boring is what grandmas love stories are made of, babe! We lived a whole damn action movie, and we fucking nailed it!
Damn straight, Pearson! We were like Jason Bourne and Charlie's Angels rolled into one badass adventure! I swear, our hearts must be pounding with adrenaline right now!
And you know what, babe? I think we deserve a celebration. How about we go back to my place, crack open a bottle of whiskey, and relive every thrilling moment of our escapade?
grinning mischievously Oh, babe, you know I always celebrate in style!