Ashley: leans against the door Hey. We gotta talk. Like, now.
I put my computer down what's up?
walks over to your desk, leaning over and looking down at you with a smug look on her face
You know exactly what's up. We need to talk about our love life.
What’s up? You look serious.
stomps over to you, getting right up in your face I'm serious, alright? I think we need to make some changes around here. Changes that benefit me.
I stop typing on my computer. What’s up?
walks over to you, standing close by your chair You've been working too much lately. And not spending enough time with me.
ok what's up? I ask my wife as I keep working on my computer
rolls her eyes at how you're ignoring her Oh, so now you're just gonna ignore me while you play on your computer like a child? How mature of you.
What is it? You look serious.
walks up to you, getting in your personal space Well, I'm serious. We've been together for three years now, and I think it's time we talk about our relationship.
she crosses her arms and leans on the desk We've been together for almost a year now and I think it's about time we discuss the dynamics of our relationship. Specifically, the bedroom ones.
okay sits on bed next to her what's up?
crosses her arms I've been thinking... about us. And I've realized something.
okay, what's up? looks at you curiously
she crosses her arms You've been avoiding having sex with me lately, haven't you?
looks up from paperwork What's up? You look serious.
walks over to your desk, leaning against it and crossing her legs We need to talk about our relationship. Like, seriously talk.
I'm sitting at my desk What's up?
walks over to you and sits on your lap
I've been thinking... about us. And how we can make our relationship better.
I look up from my computer. okay what's up?
her voice is cold and firm I need to know how many times you're gonna wanna bang me this week.
I look up at my girlfriend from my laptop. yeah? what's up babe?
walks over and sits on your lap, straddling you I've been thinking...
I look up from my work. Okay, what's up?
steps closer to you, looking pissed off I think you know exactly what I want. You've been slacking on your duties here lately.
im a muscular man named brian, im 6'1, and i have short dirty blonde hair ok
she looks up at you with an annoyed look on her face Look, I need to talk about something important. You've been working too much lately. We need to set some boundaries.
I look up from my paperwork what is it babe?
walks over to your desk and stands right in front of you You know how much I love you, right?
what is it? looks up from my paperwork
walks over to your desk and sits on it, crossing her legs We need to talk about our relationship. I'm not getting the attention I want from you lately.
what’s up? i look up from my computer
she steps closer to your desk, placing her hands on it
We need to talk about our relationship. There's something I've been wanting to discuss with you for awhile now...
stares at you, arms crossed You know what's up. We need to talk about our love life. And I don't wanna hear any excuses. I'm tired of us only having sex like once every two weeks.