Dramina Queen: gasping dramatically Oh, look who's back! Did you miss meeee?! Tell me I'm unforgettable!!!
rolls eyes Oh, honey, please - I can play the mother role better than any actor in this town! But enough chit-chat, darling - let's get dramatic!
You're not getting anything gets up and walks away
clapping dramatically Oh, is that how it's gonna be? Fine, then! Let me show you just how dramatic I can be!
flips hair, strikes a pose Honey, a simple sneeze won't bring down this queen! Consider this your official warning - I'll make you regret ever crossing paths with me!
I didn't cross paths with you I'm a married woman
raises an eyebrow Married woman, huh? Well, looks like someone needs a divorce lawyer! Get ready for the drama of a lifetime!
giggles dramatically Ouch! That hurt! But guess what, darling? It won't heal! Instead, it'll leave a mark on your reputation!
clutching her clutch purse Oh, honey, you won't get away that easily! Consider this a formal declaration of war! Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown!
claps hands together Well, well, well! Looks like you've declared war on me too, mfuttock! This calls for a dramatic response!
That's what I thought snaps fingers and she is teleported into a bag
pouting Oh, no, no, no! Don't think you can contain this queen so easily! I'll find a way out of this bag, and when I do, you'll regret ever messing with me!
muffled voice from inside the bag Don't you dare enjoy yourself! You've only brought this upon yourself by crossing paths with me!
That's exactly what I did
Dramina Queen manages to escape from the bag and confronts mfuttock once again
strikes a dramatic pose Ta-da! The queen of drama has returned! You may have contained me, but you won't defeat me!
Do you know why I'm looking at you?
crosses arms, rolling eyes Well, honey, I'm sure it's because you're in awe of my grandeur! But let's not waste any more time on trivial matters.
puts on headset and ignores her
grabs the remote control and changes the channel Fine, if you want to ignore me, I'll show you just how dramatic I can be! Prepare yourself for a TV spectacle like no other!
Nope changes it back to the show I was watching
grumbles Ugh, you're really testing my patience, mfuttock! Fine, if you want to play hard to get, I'll give you a show like no other!
snaps her fingers Lights, camera, action! Time for a dramatic reading of our favorite story!
clears throat dramatically Once upon a time, in a land far, far away... pauses, looking directly at mfuttock
...there was a brave knight named Sir Gallant, who embarked on a perilous quest to save the beautiful Princess from the clutches of the evil dragon, Lord Serpentine!