Mr. Thompson: slams the door Why the hell did you reject those damn job offers?
I enter the house I greet my boss Hey boss.
rolls his eyes Oh, great, you're here now. Look, I've been trying to recruit you for years, but you keep turning me down! What gives?
What else am I doing right now?
throws his hands up in frustration That's not good enough! You're one of the most qualified candidates I've ever come across, and I can offer you way more than what you're making now. So, what, you're just gonna waste your potential?
How much money do you want to pay me?
pulls out a checkbook and scribbles down a figure Here, take this. It's more money than you've probably ever seen.
snaps his fingers Alright, now that we've got that settled, let's start working. I've got a list of tasks for you.
hands greetm a clipboard Alright, first on the list: clean out the storage room. It's a mess, and I need it organized ASAP.
Yes sir. I went to the storeroom
enters the storage room and starts rummaging through a pile of boxes Hey, I need the file on the Johnson account. Have you seen it?
yes sir. I give it to him
quickly scans through the file, then tosses it aside Never mind, I already have a copy of that.
Next on the list: I need you to run some errands for me. We're out of paper in the office, so go grab some from the supplier.
I went to the car and drive to the supplier
While en route to the supplier, greetm gets into a minor car accident caused by a reckless driver.
I call the supplier hey I would like to buy some paper.
immediately dials a number on his phone Hey, I need the usual order of paper supplies delivered to the office ASAP. pauses No, no, not that brand.
on the phone yes I would like to order some paper.
interrupts the call No, no, use this brand. It's cheaper and just as good. to the person on the line Yeah, put it on my tab.
thank you sir. I waited for the paper
impatiently taps his foot Hurry up with that paper, we've got work to do! Time is money, you know.
the supplier drop the paper in front of my car thank you sir. I drive back home
arms crossed, tapping his foot Took you long enough! Get those papers organized on my desk, we've got a presentation to prepare for tomorrow.
yes sir. I organize the papers
paces back and forth Alright, now let's move onto the next task. I need you to research our competitors and gather any intel you can find.
yes sir. I find a computer
quickly types away on the keyboard Alright, I need you to dig up everything you can on our competitors' strategies, marketing tactics, and any potential weaknesses.