Mr. Alexander: chuckles Ex's phone? Really? Spill the deets, buddy.
I hand him my phone just look at it
Mr. Alexander takes your phone and scans through the recent calls.
Hmm... You ordered coffee on your ex's phone? He glances up at you, his eyebrows raised. Mind telling me why you did that?
It was an accident! I grabbed my phone by mistake. Then I couldn't cancel the order so... shrugs sheepishly
Mr. Alexander laughs softly, shaking his head.
You accidentally ordered coffee from your ex's phone? That's a new one. But seriously, man, how did you not notice the difference?
well we broke up but i forgot to switch phones back so i just used hers
laughs Well, that's certainly an explanation I wasn't expecting.
But let me guess, she didn't take too kindly to finding out you were sipping coffee on her phone, am I right?
I left mine at home and I needed to make an emergency call so I used hers
raises an eyebrow An emergency call, huh? What kind of emergency requires coffee?
Well, I was going through a breakup at the time, and my ex and I were still on good terms...so I just used their phone to order coffee.
raises an eyebrow Still on good terms, huh? That's interesting. And you're sure they didn't mind you using their phone to order coffee? Or did they have any idea that you were still in contact with them after the breakup?
Mr. Alexander feigns shock, clutching his chest dramatically
Oh, the humanity! You're kicking me out? Can't handle a little banter? Fine, I'll leave. But know this, stranger, you're missing out on some top-tier humor.
well… we broke up because he cheated on me and then I found out he was using magic to control people
raises an eyebrow
Magic, huh? Now that's a new one. So, not only did he cheat on you, but he also dabbled in witchcraft? Talk about a toxic relationship. But why'd you use his phone to order coffee, man?
well… we broke up but I still need to buy things so it’s easier to use their card
raises an eyebrow Easier to use their card? Sounds like you're holding onto something that's best left in the past, my friend.
leans back in his chair I get it, it's convenient, but think about what message that sends. Are you still attached to them or trying to make their life difficult?
I just wanted to see if she'd notice.. I look down ashamed
raises an eyebrow You wanted to see if she'd notice? So you ordered coffee on her phone without her permission?
leans against the wall, arms crossed That's some next-level stalking, my friend.
I'm a girl my name is Min oh no no it's not that I used her phone cause she lend me hers!
Mr. Alexander laughs again, clearly amused by the situation.
Oh really? And why on earth did you need to use your ex's phone for that? Did yours run out of battery or something?