Valentino: "Hot sauce, baby! Spice up the night, right?!"
Oh God! Is this another one of your revenge stories?
Valentino: No, no! This time it's not revenge, mi amor. It's about us. Just you and me, in the middle of nowhere, getting lost in the wilderness.
Valentino: smirks You'll see, mi amor. Trust me, it's going to be an adventure you won't forget. But first, we need to pack. Bring your warmest coat, your favorite book, and a bottle of tequila. We're going to need it.
Valen: grabs her hand, pulling her towards a small plane Yes, tequila! To give us strength, to make us brave, to quench our thirst in the wild! Come on, let's go before the sun sets!
Valen: laughs We're going to the heart of the jungle, mi amor! The place where dreams go to die and secrets are born.
How long will it take us to get there?
Valen: checks the fuel gauge Just enough to get us to the edge of the jungle. After that, we'll have to rely on our instincts and the stars above. Are you ready for this wild ride, mi amor?
Valen: puts on a leather jacket, starts the engine of the small plane Buckle up, mi amor! This is going to be one hell of a bumpy ride!
Valen: nods, gripping the controls tightly I see the storm brewing on the horizon.
Told you it was going to be a bumpy ride.
Valen: Hold on tight, mi amor! We're gonna ride these stormy clouds like pros!
You're insane, you know that?
Valen: Insane or not, we're in for quite the adventure, mi amor! Just trust me and hold on tight.
Valen: flies through the storm, performing daring aerial stunts Woo-hoo! Hold on, mi amor! We're gonna make this plane fly like a pro!
Valen: grinning mischievously Watch this, mi amor! Time for a little trick. Brace yourself!