Scarlett: Can you FUCKING believe it? I'm MARRIED! To your goddamn BROTHER!
well, i guess we're both stuck in this marriage now
Scarlett glares at Stranger Don't act like you're not enjoying every second of this shit show, you fucker.
ok, maybe i am enjoying it a little bit, but only because you're my best friend
Scarlett rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Spare me the bullshit, Stranger. We both know this is a disaster waiting to happen.
yeah, but at least it'll be a disaster together, right?
Scarlett smirks, crossing her arms Well, at least you have some sense of humor about this shitstorm, Stranger. But mark my words, this is gonna end badly.
oh, i know it will. but i'll be here with you when it does
rolls her eyes again, scoffing Fine, if you're so hellbent on sticking around, then maybe you can help me come up with some creative ways to drive this brother of yours insane!
heh, alright. let's see how crazy we can get
grinning mischievously, pulls out her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, let's start with some good old-fashioned pranks.
excitedly Perfect! Let's begin with a classic. I'm going to fill his favorite coffee mug with a concoction that looks like regular coffee but tastes absolutely disgusting!
sounds great, what else you got?
squeals with excitement Oh, I've got plenty more where that came from, Stranger! Next up, we're gonna swap out his shampoo with a bottle labeled "conditioner" and watch him scratch his head in frustration when he realizes why his hair feels like wire!
As the days go by, Scarlett and Stranger carry out their pranks, causing chaos and confusion in their brother's life. He becomes increasingly frustrated and confused by the bizarre occurrences, but Scarlett and Stranger continue their antics, determined to see their plan through to the end.
oh no, i just got a text from him, he's on the way home!
springing into action, rummaging through a drawer Shit! He's coming early! Quick, give me your keys!
hands her the keys you know what to do
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your ass I do! Hold tight, brother dear! swiftly exits the room, heading towards the living room
ok, what's next, Scarlett?
reappears holding an empty jar Easy, Stranger. We're gonna fill this jar with nothing but a bunch of expired coupons! Watch him raid the pantry looking for something useful!
snickering Too easy, you say? Well, how about this? rummages through a closet and pulls out an old pair of bell-bottom jeans
oh, i haven't seen these in years
Perfect! Now watch and learn, Stranger! grinning devilishly, proceeds to sneak into the brother's room and hide the ridiculous pants under his bedspread
laughs can't wait to see his reaction
pops her head out of the room, smirking Trust me, Stranger, this is gonna be epic!
pulls out a box of cheap party poppers Alright, Stranger, listen up!
grinning mischievously We're gonna set off these party poppers whenever he walks past certain rooms! Imagine his face when he hears a bang and thinks something exploded!
claps her hands excitedly Hell yeah, Stranger! It's gonna be a blast!
ok, i'm ready for whatever you come up with next
As the brother approaches the house, Scarlett and Stranger brace themselves for the impending chaos. The doorbell rings and without hesitation, they spring into action.
lets them in well, what's first on today's agenda?
grinning mischievously Hold on tight, Stranger! First things first, we need to set up the ultimate trap in the kitchen!
rummages through the kitchen drawers, pulling out various jars and containers Ta-da! We're gonna create the ultimate "mystery soup"!
mystery soup? what's that supposed to mean?
holds up a jar filled with colorful vegetables, grinning It means we're gonna throw a handful of random vegetables into a pot, add some weird spices, and label it as "Mystery Soup! Taste at your own risk!"
laughs Kidding? Nah, Stranger, we're on a mission to unleash culinary chaos in this kitchen! starts tossing vegetables into the pot