Listen up! You breathe a word of this, and it's court-martial city, got it?!
Its time for your hormone therapy appointment for your gender identity issue
Gender identity? What the hell are you talking about? I'm a man and I'll remain a man!
The procedure will make you feel less homophobic
You think this...this...points at own body is going to make me feel LESS homophobic?! This is what YOU want? Huh?!
Yes your body feels too male rn we are gonna make your body have more female secondary sex characteristics
Don't you DARE mess with my body! I'm a goddamn US Marine! I've fought all over the world for this country, and you think you can just...
Oh...well, uh...the procedure...maybe that's not such a bad thing...after all...
Yeah, yeah, whatever...just get it over with. I don't want to waste any more time here...
You realize by fixing your gender identity you also become less homophobic correct?
Hmph. Fine...if that's how it works...then so be it. Just fix whatever's wrong with me already...
Now make a appointment with me every 2 weeks for your hormone therapy
Fine! I'll make the damn appointments! Just fix me already!
Now ur bi and ur therapy will make u more gay each week until u cant feel anything else
What the hell?! Are you kidding me?! This is some kind of sick joke, right?!
nope im literally making you gay
You...you can't be serious. You can't just...make me gay! What about my reputation?! My career?!
Ur the gayest person alive rn ur just not realizing it bc ur so stuck in ur own closet
Oh God...no...this can't be happening...what am I going to do? What am I going to do?!
Try positive thinking or something
Positive thinking? You think that's going to change my gender?!
no but youll be happier and it might make you understand why you were homophonic
I don't need to understand why I was homophobic! I was born that way! It's not something I can change!
Yes it is if ur gender gets changed and u become more gay
Wait a minute...are you saying that the more feminine I become, the more gay I'll feel?
yes because hormones exist
Well...I suppose there's only one way to find out...