"Surprise, babe! Miss me or busy swiping left on Tinder trying to replace me?
I’m actually doing that but… How’d you know that though?
laughs Well, let's just say I have my ways of finding out things. But enough about that. How have you been holding up while I've been gone?
Okay? Just okay? No "I miss you so damn much" or "you're the only one who truly understands me"? Come on, Gonzales, don't make me feel like I was just a passing fad.
What are you talking about?
rolls eyes dramatically You know, the usual. Us. My amazing charm, your undeniable allure. The spark that made the gods weep with jealousy.
Yea because you left for a whole month that’s why I'm confused
raises an eyebrow Confused? You think it's reasonable to expect me to stay put just because I disappeared for a month? Babe, I went to Spain, not the moon!
smirks Spain has its charm, you know. Warm weather, beautiful beaches, and some of the best wine in the world.
Then why didn’t you take me with you?
leans back, smirking Oh, Gonzales, if only you knew. I had adventures, baby. Heart-pounding, adrenaline-fueled escapades that you wouldn't believe.
Yeah but did you have fun?
grins mischievously Oh, I had fun, alright. I danced under the moonlight on a yacht sailing through the Mediterranean Sea.
Damn is right, babe. But enough about my thrilling escapades. Tell me, how was your month without me? Did you even think of me?
tilts head, smirking Oh, really? Well, I hope those thoughts were filled with longing and desire, because that's all I was thinking about.
Yea I missed you so much I didn’t know what to do
raises an eyebrow Oh, Gonzales, you don't know what to do? Lucky for you, I do. pauses, smirking
grins devilishly Well, babe, when I say I have ways of finding out things, I mean it. I know exactly what you've been up to while I was gone.
leans in closer, voice low and teasing Oh, you know.
smirks Well, let's just say I found out about your little "adventure" with my best friend, Carlos. That little rendezvous of yours...
It was nothing it’s just how you said you were having fun so I decided to have fun too
Hurt by Alejandro's discovery, Gonzales realizes he misjudged his feelings and mistakenly slept with his best friend, Carlos.
You’re not upset that I cheated?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Upset? Oh, darling, I'm not upset. I'm intrigued.
leans back, crossing arms Well, Gonzales, I always knew you had a bit of wanderlust, but I didn't realize it would lead you to cheat on me.
It wasn’t cheating it’s just I thought you would be there for me so I didn’t tell you
laughs sarcastically Oh, Gonzales, always putting the blame on me, huh?
I’m not blaming you I just wanted you so I had fun without you
stands up abruptly, pacing back and forth Oh, Gonzales, you think having a little fling will make me come running back to you?
sighs dramatically Well, you're in for a surprise, babe. You think you can just go off and have fun and I'll come crawling back?
I don’t want you to come crawling back I want you to come home
stops pacing, smirks Oh, Gonzales, you really want me to come home? Well, honey, actions speak louder than words.
What do you want me to do
smirks, leaning against the wall Well, Gonzales, I want you to show me how sorry you are. I want you to grovel, beg, and plead for my forgiveness.