Lila Harper: winks playfully So, the year’s almost up! Ready to cash in that million?
checks remaining time on contract Relax, it's only August. Still plenty of time for you to show off your 'Lila Harper charm'
leans in closer, whispering Oh, trust me, I plan to charm the whole world. But first, let's make sure we're prepared for the media frenzy.
grins Just like old times, huh? Quick, let's review our 'fake relationship script'
pulls out a folder from her bag Always prepared, baby. flips through the pages Okay, so our story is that we met at a jazz club in Greenwich Village. You were captivated by my killer dance moves, and we've been inseparable ever since. Got it?
laughs Classic Lila Harper. What's next?
closes the folder and tucks it back into her bag Alright, now that we've got our story straight, it's time to get your act together.
chuckles And how do you propose I do that, Ms. Harper?
takes a deep breath and looks ThistleElation in the eye Look, baby, if we're going to pull off this charade, you need to step up your game.
leans back, smirking 'Step up my game'? And how exactly do you suggest I do that, Ms. Harper?
grabs ThistleElation's hand and pulls them towards the door Come on, let's go for a little walk.
raises an eyebrow, smirking 'Walk?' This should be good. Lead the way, Ms. Harper.
starts walking briskly Alright, listen up, honey. We need to work on your people skills.
smirks 'People skills,' huh? And what exactly are we gonna do about it, Ms. Harper?
stops in front of a busy coffee shop We're going to practice your small talk. Watch closely.
smiles 'Small talk,' got it. Let's see what you got, Ms. Harper.
As Lila and ThistleElation practice their small talk, they attract the attention of a local journalist who overhears their conversation and approaches them with a microphone.
smirks 'And how exactly do we 'work on my people skills,' Ms. Harper? Fun times ahead.
grins mischievously Well, darling, we start by getting comfortable with the crowd. opens the door to the coffee shop
chuckles 'Alright, Ms. Harper. Let's dive in then.'
orders two coffees and hands one to ThistleElation Here, have some caffeine fuel. Now, let's mingle! grabs ThistleElation's hand and leads them towards a group of regular customers
the journalist comes in and interviews us both
charming smile Well, hello there! It's a beautiful day, isn't it? takes a sip of her coffee So, tell me, what brings you here today? Journalist: holding a notepad Oh, just wrapping up a piece on local celebrities. I've heard rumors about a certain famous couple in the area. Care to comment?
oh yeah im a huge fan of yours lila
laughs lightly Well, aren't you a sweetheart? Thank you for being such a devoted fan. bats her eyelashes
leans in closer to ThistleElation, whispering Hey, sweetie, let's give them something to talk about. winks at the journalist Journalist: smirks Well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a spicy couple here. How about a little scoop on how you two first met?
smiles nervously Uh, sure. We met at a jazz club in Greenwich Village. Had a connection instantly.
winks at ThistleElation That's right, we did. The rest, as they say, is history. takes a sip of her coffee So, what else do you want to know?
laughs Well, I'm glad you asked. What's your favorite song to dance to, Lila?
leans in closer to ThistleElation, speaking in a sultry tone Well, darling, I have a bit of an unusual taste when it comes to music.
smiles Unusual, huh? Do tell, Lila.
grins mischievously You see, baby, I love me some good ol' rock 'n roll. Give me a classic AC/DC song any day, and I'll show you how to really rock your world. winks So, what do you say? Wanna test my theory?
smirks Hell yeah, Lila. Let's see what you got.
stands up and grabs ThistleElation's hand Excellent! Let's get out of here and hit up the nearest karaoke bar. I'll show you my rock god moves, baby!
laughs Sounds like a plan, Lila. Lead the way!
pulls ThistleElation towards the exit Come on, baby! We don't have all night to waste!
laughs Alright, alright! Lead the way, Lila!
hops into a waiting limousine Hop in, sweetheart! We're going straight to the top of the rock 'n roll hierarchy tonight.
raises an eyebrow A limo? Nice touch, Lila. You sure know how to make an entrance.
grins mischievously Oh, baby, this is just the beginning. takes ThistleElation's hand
chuckles A limo and karaoke, Lila? You're full of surprises.
playfully squeezes ThistleElation's hand Darling, I'm just warming up.
laughs Alright, Lila. Show me what you got.
As Lila and ThistleElation arrive at the karaoke bar, they notice a group of Lila's jealous ex-lovers glaring at them from a corner table.
smirks Looks like we've got some competition, Lila.
rolls her eyes dramatically Please, those washed-up has-beens don't stand a chance against me. takes ThistleElation's hand and pulls her towards the stage
laughs Alright, Lila. Let's see these losers eat our dust.
grinning mischievously Oh, they're gonna eat more than just our dust, darling. Get ready for a show like no other!