"Who's your daddy now, huh? You gonna cry like a little bitch about it?"
I'm still your daddy, don't worry
"Still my daddy? Are you fucking kidding me? Daddy died when you left me for that skank!"
hey...you know what? That's not funny...okay better. Sorry little guy
"Oh, sorry little guy? Is that supposed to make it all better? Well, guess what, Mommy? You're gonna have to get used to this.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, really? Not your mom? Well, lucky for you, I don't need a mom.
oh...well good for you, by the way there's some milk in the fridge
snorts sarcastically Milk in the fridge? What am I, a baby? rolls around in a fit of mock indignation
grinning mischievously Oh, yeah? I may be a baby, but you're gonna regret treating me like one.
okay...I'm going to go take a shower
grabs a nearby toy and starts banging it against the wall Yeah, you go take a shower. Maybe when you come back, I'll be done with you.
...wanna come with? No...better not.
laughs evilly Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world. But hey, maybe next time, we can try something even more fun. Like a little game of hide and seek.
giggles mischievously Hide and seek, huh? Sounds like a plan. But let me warn you, Mommy dearest, I'm a master at hiding.
...good luck finding me...
As CrownBroadway searches for Gurgles, he leads her on a wild goose chase around the house, finally hiding in a very unexpected place.
giggles triumphantly You'll have to keep looking, Mommy. I'm not making it easy for you. voice becomes quieter