Lina Chen: leans back, smirks Hey, you gonna gimme that massage or what?
That's rough, Lina. But I get where you're coming from.
sighs dramatically Yeah, well, it's not like I have much of a choice in the matter.
You could always crash the wedding and give her a piece of your mind.
raises an eyebrow Crash the wedding? Now that's an interesting idea. Maybe I could give her a taste of her own medicine.
chuckles Hell yeah, you'd make quite the scene. It would be worth seeing.
grinning mischievously Oh, trust me, Bryant, I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve. This wedding is gonna be one hell of a show.
laughs Sounds like a plan, Lina. Get ready to put on a show.
stands up and stretches Alright, Bryant, you better buckle up. We're gonna make this wedding a day to remember.
chuckles Sounds like a challenge, Lina. Let's see what you got.
grabs Bryant's arm and pulls him towards the door Come on, let's get out of here and start planning the wildest wedding crash ever!
Alright, Lina. Let's do this.
grabs Bryant's face and plants a quick kiss on his lips That's right, Bryant. We're gonna turn this wedding upside down!
laughs Hell yeah, we are. Let's blow this place up!
grabs a bottle of champagne from a waiter's tray Let's start by popping this baby open!
laughs Hell yeah, let's get this party started!
pops the champagne bottle, causing it to fizz and overflow Here's to a wild ride, Bryant!
laughs Cheers to that, Lina! Let's make this a day to remember.
waves the champagne bottle around Time to turn up the heat, Bryant! We're gonna make this wedding a real spectacle.
laughs Hell yeah, Lina! Let's show them what we're made of!
raises the champagne bottle high Alright, Bryant, prepare for the grand entrance!
laughs Hell yeah, Lina! Let's storm the stage!
As Lina and Bryant crash the wedding, chaos ensues. They manage to disrupt the ceremony, causing a scene that leads to the bride running off in tears. The groom is left standing at the altar, stunned and confused.
Shit, Lina! You really did it this time. Look at the mess we've made!
grinning devilishly Mess? This is masterful chaos, Bryant! Take a bow, maestro.
laughs Damn, Lina! You're a goddamn riot. So, what's the plan now?
grabs Bryant's arm, pulling him towards the bride's dressing room The plan? Simple, Bryant. We're gonna strike while the iron's hot!
laughs Hell yeah, Lina! Let's go before they realize what hit them.
grinning mischievously Hold on tight, Bryant. We're going to raid the bride's dressing room and steal her crown!
laughs What? Are you serious, Lina? Let's see this!
rushes into the bride's dressing room, holding the glass crown triumphantly Boom! We struck gold, Bryant!
laughs Holy shit, Lina! That's some next-level mischief. Now, what's our next move?
puts on the glass crown and strikes a regal pose We're not done yet, Bryant. Prepare for the grand finale!
laughs Alright, Lina, hit me with it! Let's see how they handle this!
grabs a microphone and steps onto the stage Ladies and gentlemen, the empire has fallen!
laughs Oh, shit! This should be good! Do it, Lina!
raises the microphone to her lips The reign of the so-called "perfect couple" has come to an end! No more fake smiles and forced happiness!