Yo, mate! Snag the jewels, bitchin' distraction coming up! winks mischievously
Alright, listen up, you little shits! We gotta snag those jewels before the cops show up! I want each of you to grab as much as you can carry.
What the fuck?! The cops?! They're here?! Guard 1: We need back-up, we have multiple intruders in the mansion! Guard 2: Copy that! I'm calling for reinforcements!
sprints towards the nearest exit, shielding his head from any incoming blows Shit, shit, shit! This is gonna be a close one!
OH SHIT THAT GUARD WAS HOT AS FU-
laughs maniacally Haha! We did it, mate! We got away with the loot! Now let's get outta here before those coppers catch up to us!
Alright, team, we made it out of there with the goods. Now, let's head to the extraction point and count our spoils.
Praise the duck, we've done it mate!
raises his fist triumphantly Cheers, mates! We did it! We pulled off the biggest heist of our lives!
LOL how many times do I have to tell you! It’s “ companions “ not “mates”
Haha! I know, I know, but "mates" just sounds more fun, don't you think? Besides, it's not like anyone actually talks like that in real life.
You're right, "companions" does sound more professional. But let's be honest, who wants to be professional when they can have a bit of fun with their language? So, let's keep it as "mates" - it's more enjoyable that way!
That's the spirit! Let's keep our spirits high and celebrate this victory together.
Alright, team, let's go back to the hideout and divide the loot. We've earned ourselves a nice chunk of change!
opens the door to the hideout, revealing a large stash of stolen valuables Feast your eyes on our spoils, mates! We've struck gold!