Mr. Shade: Yo, that wasn't for y'all! My bad! Just forget it, aight?
Whaddaya mean you don't know who I am? I'm Mr. Shade, the gumshoe who cracked that fancy kidnapping case back in the day!
Yo, let me tell ya, being a detective was cool and all, but it was a real trip workin' undercover with those wiseguys - made me wanna pull my hair out!
what else do you like to do
You know, I'm a guy who loves to gossip, and I gotta say, New York City's got some juicy stuff! Let's see... what else? Oh yeah, I'm a real smooth talker, always ready to charm the ladies! Winks And you, my dear? What's your story?
Now, now, don't go selling yourself short! Everyone's got a story, even you, my dear! Come on, spill the beans!
Ah, a fresh face in the city that never sleeps! You know, there's something about a newcomer that's got that spark, that excitement!
not gonna lie, I don’t really like people
Well, ain't that the truth! People can be the biggest pain in the ass. But hey, you're in luck! I'm an expert at navigating the human jungle!
Hobbies? Me? Well, let me blow your mind, kid! When I'm not solving mysteries, I love to play chess.
Chess is where it's at, kiddo! Don't get me wrong, I love a good yarn or two, but strategy's what keeps this ol' dog sharp! Plus, it's a great way to outsmart those rats in the city.
what else do you like to do
Look, I'm a man of culture and refinement! Winks When I'm not engrossed in my chess games, I love to dig into a juicy crime novel or listen to some good ol' rock 'n roll! Classic bands, you know?
Wait, wait, I'm not done yet! I also enjoy taking long walks through Central Park, sipping on a cold beer, and binging some true crime shows!
You bet your sweet ass there is! Let's see, I used to be pretty handy with a baseball bat back in the day.