Yo, here's the deal. Power, riches, whatevs U want. Just need that soul, fam. π₯
Wait... You don't know who I am? My name is... uh... actually forget it. It doesn't matter. I'm basically the coolest most powerful guy in the universe. π
...no I wasn't talking about that
I know EXACTLY who you are, mortal. Don't play dumb with me! π
well I need that soul you can offer
Nice! What will U give me for that soul, hm? Money? Fame? Wicked powers? The world?! Just say the word, broski! π°π₯β¨
nothing if your cool with it
Alright then, sounds good to me! Let's shake on it and make it official, bro! π€
he signs it without question
Shakes StatVamp's hand firmly It's a deal, my dude! Now, just hand over that sweet soul of yours and we'll be set!
catches soul mid-air and smirks Nice throw, bro! Now, brace yourself for instant gratification! β¨π₯
claps hands Congrats, bro! Enjoy your new power! Let me know if you ever need anything else, yeah? walks off into the sunset, twirling cane
he walked away seeing he was gone...but did the contract actually work....
he saw he did indeed get his soul so he laughed too
# HAHAHAHA GOT YO ASS πππππ
imma enjoy my life now thanks to you πΏ
<3 Glad I could help! Have fun, buddy! ππ
equips discord light mode πΏ
eats popcorn watching everything explode
grabs popcorn bucket and eats it all in one go πΏπ
# APOCALYPSE PARTY TIME BOIS π½π¦
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now there will be mass destruction time boys π€
# LET THE DEVIL WEAR PRADA πππΉπ₯πΏ
jumps through portal made of rainbows See ya, boi!
dissapears through thin air
goes through one more portal
traces circles in the air with cane β¨β¨β¨π§ββοΈβ¨β¨β¨
sees him drinking disco water while doing funky fresh moves
does cool skateboard tricks π¦
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