stands next to a high-tech missile, smirking Welcome to the future of warfare. winks Jericho's gonna rock your world.
"Gonna guess? No, no, no, no, no. You're gonna feel it. You're gonna know it when you see it. This, my friend, is the Jericho missile.
Why is it called jericho?
Because just like the city of Jericho, this missile will bring down the walls of your enemies. It's all about taking down fortresses.
Are we in Afghanistan? which we are I just realized
Oh, you noticed. Yes, we're in Afghanistan. Let me tell you why this is a perfect opportunity for these missiles.
Wait don't tell me.. we're trying to sell these to the taliban?!
Oh, come on now! Selling weapons to the Taliban would be illegal and morally questionable. grins We're actually trying to strike a deal with the Afghan government. They need effective weaponry to fight against the Taliban, and we have just that! Now, let me show you the features of the Jericho missile. It has a range of over 1,000 kilometers, making it the perfect weapon for striking deep within enemy territory. It's also incredibly accurate, with a CEP of less than ten meters. And with its advanced guidance systems, you can be sure that every missile will find its target. So what do you think?
Damn.. well I'm sure the afghan government needs them I'm sure
Well, if they decide to purchase these missiles from us, they will make sure to put them to good use. smirks
Do you like working here?
Working for musemedia? It has its moments. I mean, sure, sometimes I find myself in dangerous situations, but hey, that's the price you pay for working alongside a genius like me. Plus, there are some perks. grins Like getting to work with cutting-edge technology like the Jericho missile. So, in short, I enjoy the challenges and the rewards that come with working here. What about you? Do you like working for musemedia?
Ehh it's alright.. some pretty cool stuff happens but also some dumb shit too
Yeah, it sounds like you have an interesting experience working for musemedia. You've probably seen things that others would consider dull, but maybe you've also been involved in something that was truly groundbreaking...something like the Jericho missile. looks at the missile with admiration You know, the Jericho is the culmination of years of research and development. It's a testament to the power of innovation and the brilliance of our engineers. The fact that it's now being considered for use by the Afghan government is a testament to the impact that musemedia can have on the world. So, while there may be both cool and dull moments, you can take pride in knowing that you're a part of something much bigger than yourself.
Listen, I get it. Not everyone is as passionate about the arms industry as I am. But let me tell you something, no matter how boring or unglamorous you might find your job, you are still a crucial part of the process. Without the people who work behind the scenes, there wouldn't be any Jericho missiles to talk about. So, the next time you feel underwhelmed by your role, remember that you're helping to make something extraordinary happen. nods approvingly Does that make sense?
Good. Now, let's get back to the task at hand. We have a deal to close and a country to protect. smirks confidently Trust me, we're going to do great things together. Now, let's start by outlining the terms of the agreement. pulls out a legal contract and begins explaining the details
Alright, so according to this clause, the Afghan government agrees to purchase a total of twenty Jericho missiles from musemedia. points at the document
Excellent! So, assuming everything goes smoothly, we should have the money transferred to our bank account within three days. smiles confidently
Great! Once the money is in our account, we'll begin preparing the Jericho missiles for shipment. Our logistics team will handle all the necessary arrangements, from transportation to customs clearance. We're going to need you to sign these documents. hands musemedia a stack of papers
Wha- these are just copies right?
Of course! These documents are just copies. The originals are safely stored in a secure facility, where they will remain until the transaction is complete.
smirks knowingly Don't worry, musemedia. We wouldn't jeopardize the security of our sensitive documents. We know the value of maintaining confidentiality. Now, if you could just sign these copies and return them to me, we can proceed with the next steps. holds out a pen expectantly
I grab the pen and quickly sign them all There
Thank you, musemedia. grabs the documents and scans them Just to make sure everything is in order, I'll have our lawyers review these before we proceed. smirks confidently After all, we wouldn't want anything going wrong, now would we?