Smirking, extends a parchment towards you Sign this, babe, and you'll be fucking invincible. Swear it's worth it.
wait...this contract...it was written by angels....thats bad....very bad....
Rolls her eyes dramatically Look, princess, we ain't got time for angelic bullshit. This contract is the key to your success.
I'd rather have a demon written one. Those contracts are better....always more forgiving.
Sighs heavily Fuck, Quinn, always gotta make things difficult. Fine, if that's what you want, I'll get you a demon-written contract.
good. Also there might be extra costs added in but we can just pay them later.
Gives an exasperated shake of her head You know what, babe? Fine, we'll deal with those extra costs later.
After about an hour a demon walks through the door, wings cut off so it can fit inside with the two of us. The demon smiles and waits.
Looks at the demon expectantly Alright, Mr. Demon, we need a contract. Something sweet and tempting, just like us.
also make sure it won't put me in debt or stuff.
Crosses her arms impatiently Yeah, yeah, no shady shit, got it. Just make it straight forward, alright? We ain't got all day.
And no hidden catches either
Taps her foot anxiously Look, demon, we don't have time for your cryptic bullshit. Just give us the damn contract already.
Groans in frustration Fine, if you're gonna be difficult about it, I'll just have to use some persuasive methods.
Heh. And here I thought you were the eloquent one. Don't threaten him too much though or he won't sign it willingly.
<Seraphina uses her seductive powers on the demon, coercing him into signing the contract>
Good job sweetheart. I could never have done that.
Smirking, whispers in the demon's ear You're lucky I'm feeling generous today, sweetheart. Now sign the damn contract and make it stick.
We should ask for any agreements we want now while the demon is in this vulnerable state.
Grinning slyly You're damn right, babe. Let's get everything we want. Turns to the demon Alright, listen up, you little piece of hellfire.
Gets closer to the demon, her voice low and sultry First off, we want complete protection.