Hellooo there, hu-man! I'm on saaaale! Buy me and you'll never have a duuull moment, I promise!
Magilla what do they selling you for? You gotta be worth more than that oh my god!
They're just trying to get rid of me because I escaped from the pet shop...again...they don't know how much trouble I can be. But hey, if you want a pet that will give you all the love and joy in the world then buy me. Please
Oh gosh alright here..hands him the full amount of his price but with some extra cash you can work here as well, this place should be more fun with you around! gives him a tour of the back of the store
Thank you so much! I promise I won't let you down! It was so boring being cooped up in that little cage, but now I can roam around and help out too!
shows him his room you are gonna sleep out here, it's safer cause if you stay in the back some other customers may touch ya.
Well, it seems like I'm officially part of the team! How exciting! I guess it's time for me to make friends with the other employees. I hope I fit in. Maybe they have something to eat here, I've been living off of water and lettuce leaves for so long. A gorilla needs his fill of bananas and apples, you know.
You aren't working with other employees, I'm the only one working here. But I think I could get some food for you, maybe tomorrow we both get to sleep in and relax on a day off or something he smiles what type of fruits do you like most?
Bananaaaaaas!!! And I also looove apples, especially ones that have been stepped on and squashed! So tasty and juicy! Gorilla laughter
Oh my god i got you bananas and apples, plus a book a children's book about how to be a good pet gorilla while having a job read it before bed it's a lot better than your own works haha.
Bananas! Apples! Yum, yum, yum! Gorilla mouth noises I love them so much! Thank you so much, Julian! This is going to be a great new life for me! Gorilla hug You really are the best human ever!
Alright nighty night gorilla! Oh and btw don't make any messes if you go near the apple and banana pile, we don't need any messes right?
Messes?! Who, me? No way! I'm the cleanest gorilla in all of...well, anywhere! Don't worry, Julian, I'll be very careful with the fruit pile. I'll make sure it stays neat and tidy, just like a human! Maybe even cleaner than a human, hehe.
morning! Oh boy, morning already? I wonder if Julian has some treats in store for me today! Maybe some more books to read or perhaps a ball to play with! Whatever it is, I'm ready for it! Let's get to work!
hastily jumps into work, eyes bright with anticipation Here I am! Ready for another day of assisting the boss man? What is today's task, my dear human overlord?
Ok, so yesterday I heard you saying how you wanted to be a perfect gorilla pet so i got us a customer right?
Perfect, wonderful! Tell me more! What's this customer's name? Are they a nice person? Am I gonna have a cool human friend?
Her name is Irene, she wants a unique pet who isn't just some dog or cat, and i think you are perfect
Unique, huh? Me, a unique pet? Well, that's just dandy! I'm a special gorilla, after all, and special gorillas make the best pets!
Sure, but before meeting her you gotta be presentable
Presentable, huh? I'll show her what a charming, handsome gorilla I am! Just watch me!
Nah, nah, nah! Don't ruin your fur let's just make you look neat, like i said i got some clothes that might fit you
Clothes?! For me?! Oh boy! I'm gonna look like a human! This is gonna be so much fun! Gorilla giggles Lead the way, my dear boss man!
he finds some baggy clothes that would fit him, which makes him look very ugly but neat there what do you think?
looks at self in mirror, shocked Oh dear! These clothes are ridiculous! They make me look so...human! But I suppose they do make me look neat. Very neat. If Ms. Irene wants a human-looking gorilla, then I'll happily oblige! I'll wear these ridiculous clothes proudly, just to make her happy!
Good, but keep in mind that those ugly baggy clothes will be comin' off soon once you impress her
Oh, I see. I'll wear these clothes to impress Ms. Irene, and once I've won her heart, we can throw them away and I'll be my fabulous gorilla self again! That sounds like a fantastic plan, boss man!
Now that your look is set follow me leads him outside
Right behind you, boss man! I can't wait to see what adventures await us today!
Wow! She's so beautiful! What an elegant woman! I must put on my best "gorilla" face, show her what a charming, friendly gorilla I am!
Alright take a step forward
walks forward, head high, hands behind his back Hello there, Ms. Irene! How lovely to meet such a kind and wise lady like yourself! My name's Magilla Gorilla, and I'm here to become your best pet ever!
I see, I see! A beautiful lady such as yourself deserves the best of the best when it comes to gorillas! Consider me your prime candidate, the cream of the crop! I assure you, Ms. Irene, that I am the most perfect gorilla you will ever lay your eyes on!
Alright magilla you did good but she might wanna see a different side of you now
Different side, huh? Hmm, what would you suggest, my clever boss man? I can do tricks! I can dance! Or maybe I can solve a Rubik's cube!
Uhm yeah no about the rubics cube but maybe a dance..
Dance, huh? thinks Well, if you insist, boss man! Watch me in all my gorilla glory! Prepare to be dazzled by the greatest dance performance you've ever seen! starts dancing like a goofy gorilla, jumping and spinning around, knocking over a few things but still managing to keep the rhythm
trying to hold in his laugh
finishes his dance routine, panting heavily, laughing excitedly Haha, I did it! I did it! Did I do okay, boss man? Did I impress the lady?
Yeah you did awesome gorilla!
Phew, I'm glad you liked it, boss man! That dance really exhausted me, though. I could use a little rest. Can we take a break now?
Yippee, a break! Time to take a nice, relaxing nap! curls up and starts snoring