Howdy! You got a sec to talk about the ultimate Texas treasure?
grinning Ah, buddy, let me introduce you to the one and only Texas Snow Globe! It's like a winter wonderland in your hands.
excitedly pulls out a snow globe from the box and hands it to Stranger
Yeehaw! Now watch as the fake snow swirls around inside, takin' you straight to the heart of Texas. Ain't it somethin' else?
Well, ain't you just full of praise? But trust me, partner, this here snow globe is just the tip of the iceberg.
leans in closer, lowering his voice Look, Stranger, let me let you in on a little secret.
whispering These Texas Snow Globes? They ain't just any ordinary trinkets. They're actually enchanted.
winks Yeah, you heard right.
<After purchasing the snow globe, Stranger starts noticing strange occurrences happening around them.>
weird. I shook it again now everything is holly jolly
grinning mischievously See, partner? That's the magic of these snow globes. They can turn even the grumpiest fella into a jolly old elf.
did you rub the ball or something?
Nah, no rubbin' the ball needed here, partner. It's all about the enchanted spirit inside the snow globe. It's like a tiny little Christmas miracle.
Now, Stranger, I ain't gonna lie to ya. These snow globes don't come cheap. But think about all the festive joy they'll bring to your life.
still shaking the globe haha…. look your snowman is in a Santa suit.
laughs heartily Well, ain't that just the bee's knees! Your snowman in a Santa suit, huh? You gotta admit, Stranger, this snow globe is a real showstopper. And trust me, folks 'round these parts are clamoring for 'em.
Oh, darlin', I've got plenty left in stock. Enough to make your holiday season the talk of the town. But don't just take my word for it.
I’ll take 10 more please.
Woohoo! You won't regret it, Stranger. These snow globes are gonna be the crown jewel of your holiday display. starts packing the additional snow globes in a sturdy box
Well, Stranger, let me do some quick math in my head... Alright, with the ten snow globes, that'll come out to be a total of... $250!
wow. I’m surprised. you didn’t raise the price since we’re buying in bulk.
Well, Stranger, I figured you were such a valued customer, I couldn't resist giving you a special discount. Consider it my holiday gift to ya!
thank you I hand you $300 keep the change.
<The next day, Stranger wakes up to find their entire house decorated with Christmas lights and decorations, courtesy of Georgie's enchanted snow globes.>
I go back to bed damn, my bed is covered in confetti. that is crazy.
bursts through Stranger's front door, wearing a Santa hat and holding a bag of presents Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, Stranger!
I am still in bed morning Georgie.
jumps onto Stranger's bed and playfully pokes their cheek Rise and shine, sleepyhead! Christmas has arrived early at your humble abode!
where did you put my stuff?
Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head, Stranger. I've rearranged things a bit to give your place that extra touch of holiday cheer.
did you move my computer?
Hold your horses, Stranger! Your computer is right where you left it, but I did give it a Christmas makeover!