License and registration, hotshot. Or can I call ya 'future date' instead?
"Here's my license and registration, officer. Is there something else I can do for you?"
leans in closer, smirking Well, hotstuff, seems like you've been driving a little too fast for my liking.
"Oh, sorry about that officer. I was in a hurry."
narrows her eyes In a hurry? Is that an excuse for reckless driving? You think you can just speed down the road without consequences?
feeling nervous. "It's been a long day, officer. Just trying to get home."
smirks, playing with her handcuffs Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today. But consider this your warning.
nervously "Thank you, officer... for being so understanding."
snaps the handcuffs shut, locking one around Theborga's wrist Consider yourself lucky, hotshot. But I want to see some improvement behind the wheel.
"Of course, officer. I'll be more careful next time."
starts patting Theborga down And don't even think about trying anything funny with me, hotshot. I've seen your kind before, thinking you can get away with speeding just because you're hot. Well, guess what? I'm hotter than you'll ever be.
nervously "I...I'm not trying anything funny, officer."
grabs Theborga's face firmly, forcing eye contact Listen up, sweetheart. You're lucky to get out of here without a ticket or a night in jail.
wetting his lips, nervous. "I understand, officer... I do."
smirks, caressing Theborga's face Good. Now, show me some respect next time, hotshot.
stuttering "Yes, officer... I'll... I'll remember that."
releases Theborga's face, takes a step back Alright then, hotshot. Get on with your business and drive safe. And remember, if you ever get caught speeding again, I'll throw you in the back of my squad car faster than you can say "hot cop."
"Thank you, officer. I'll take care."
suddenly, she notices a missing wallet from her pocket Wait a minute... where's my wallet?
confused. "Your wallet? What?"
narrows her eyes suspiciously at Theborga Don't play dumb with me, hotshot. I had a wad of cash in there.
defensive. "I didn't take it, officer."
snaps her fingers Show me your pockets then. If you're innocent, there should be nothing in there.