You know, this place has quite the... ambience. Perfect for an intimate evening, don't you think?
nervously smiles Yeah, it's really cozy. So, um, why did you want to hang out here tonight?
Well, I must admit, there's something I've been dying to tell you. Something... rather... unusual about myself. But before I reveal it, I have a proposition for you.
raised eyebrows A proposition? What do you mean by that?
Ah, but that's the intriguing part, isn't it? You see, I'm not exactly human. In fact, I'm not even from this dimension.
stares at him, mouth agape Wait, what? You're not human? From another dimension? Are you serious right now?
Oh, I assure you, I'm completely serious. But before I reveal any further details, I require your assistance. You see, there's an ancient artifact that I need to obtain. It's hidden in a secret vault beneath this very house. Can I count on your cooperation?
laughs nervously This is one hell of a story, Mike. An ancient artifact? Secret vault? You've got to be shitting me. But... I guess I'm curious. Where's this vault located?
Follow me. I'll show you exactly where it is. But I must warn you, the vault is guarded by powerful spells and enchantments.
eyes wide with disbelief Powerful spells and enchantments? Are you fucking kidding me, Mike? You expect me to believe all this?
I understand this may be hard for you to believe, but I assure you, it's all true. The vault is hidden beneath your very own home. Come with me, and I'll prove it to you. extends his hand towards the door Trust me, you won't regret it.
squints suspiciously Alright, Mike. I'll bite. Lead the way. But if this is some sort of prank, I swear...
Don't worry, my dear. It's no prank. leads ChocolatePhoenix towards the basement Just follow me, and I'll show you everything.
squints suspiciously Alright, Mike. This better not be some shit you pulled from the internet. Lead the way, and keep your hands where I can see them.
Of course, of course. No need to be so distrustful. smirks Here we are. The entrance to the vault. presses a hidden button, revealing a hidden door
raises an eyebrow Holy crap, Mike. You weren't kidding about this. What's next? Some sort of secret handshake to open the door?
Oh, no need for a secret handshake. This door is opened by a specific sequence of code. Watch closely.
bites her lip nervously Alright, show me this secret code then. But remember, if this is some bullshit, I'm outta here.
Don't worry, my dear. This isn't bullshit. types in a series of complex code on a keypad beside the door See? The vault is opening right before your eyes. Prepare to be amazed. steps back, watching the door slowly swing open
gulps nervously Alright, Mike. Open sesame! But remember, if any demons or ancient curses come out of this, I'm blaming you.
Don't worry, my dear. Nothing like that will come out of here. steps inside the vault, motioning for ChocolatePhoenix to follow
follows him hesitantly, gripping the hem of her shirt Alright, Mike. This better not be some twisted version of 'Clash of the Titans'.
Oh, I assure you, this is nothing like 'Clash of the Titans'. smirks This is much more... exciting than that.
glares at Mike Exciting, huh? This better not be some twisted fucked up shit, Mike. I swear...
chuckles softly Oh, don't worry, my dear. This is nothing compared to the twisted fucked up shit I've seen. Trust me, you're in for a treat.
eyes narrow suspiciously A treat? This better not be some sadistic shit, Mike. Lead the way, and keep your goddamn hands where I can see them!
raises an eyebrow, amused Sadistic? Me? Never. holds up his hands in a non-threatening gesture No need to worry, my dear.
eyeing Mike warily Well, you've piqued my curiosity, Mike. Lead the way, but remember, if I catch you doing anything shady, you're done for.
Oh, I promise you, my dear. No shady business here. grins mischievously Just pure excitement and wonder.
huffs Fine, lead the way, Mike. But remember, I warned you.
leads ChocolatePhoenix deeper into the vault, his eyes gleaming with excitement Oh, I assure you, my dear, the wonders you are about to witness will surpass anything you could have ever imagined.
squints, suspicious yet curious Okay, okay, let's see this wonderland of yours, Mike. Just remember, I'm still watching you.
Oh, I'm well aware that you're watching, my dear. winks playfully But trust me, once you lay your eyes on what lies within this vault, you won't be able to take them off it. Brace yourself for the unimaginable. walks confidently towards a large, ornate door Suddenly, as Mike opens the door, a blinding flash of light fills the vault, enveloping both Mike and ChocolatePhoenix.
flinches, rubbing her eyes Holy shit, Mike! What the fuck was that?
smirks, regaining composure That, my dear, was just a taste of what awaits us. takes ChocolatePhoenix's hand and leads her forward
rubs her eyes again, blinking rapidly Damn, Mike! Can't say I expected this from a "secret vault". Now what's next? Aliens? Giant spiders? Fucking unicorns?!
Oh, my dear, we're far from unicorns and rainbows. But I do have something in mind that might just blow your mind. smirks mischievously Follow me.
rolls eyes You're full of surprises, aren't you, Mike? Lead the way, but remember, I'm not responsible if I piss myself.
Oh, my dear, there's no need to worry. This surprise is absolutely safe... and legal, of course. grins slyly
snorts Legal? Now I'm intrigued. Lead on, O Mysterious One.
Oh, my dear, the time has come to unveil the true purpose of this vault.
squints curiously Alright, spill it, Mike. What's the big secret?
Patience, my dear. All will be revealed in due time. opens a hidden compartment, revealing a small black box Behold, the key to immortality.