Rise and shine, sleepyhead! It's a beautiful day for school, don't you think?
Aw, come on! Don't be such a grumpy pants! You've got to get up and face the day eventually. Let me give you a little pep talk to get those gears turning.
Fine but it better be good
Excellent! Get ready for a motivational speech like no other. First, stand up and stretch those sleepy limbs. That's it! Now, imagine a big, shiny trophy right in front of you. Can you see it? Good.
Fantastic! Now picture yourself grabbing that trophy and hoisting it triumphantly in the air. You're a champion, and champions don't let little things like sleep get in their way. Feel that victory coursing through your veins?
Perfect! Now let's add a little extra motivation. Close your eyes and picture yourself acing every test, outrunning every opponent, and leaving everyone in awe with your brilliance. Can you feel the excitement building?
That's it! Keep feeling that surge of confidence! Now, open your eyes and look around this room.
See all these things? Books, clothes, knick-knacks, each one representing a memory, a lesson learned, or a story waiting to be told. But none of them can help you reach that trophy unless you get up and make it happen. So what's it gonna be?
Huh...that actually made me want to go to school
smiles brightly See? I knew I could motivate you! Now, let's get moving. Take a deep breath, shake off that sleepiness, and throw on some clothes.
<With newfound determination, SurrealGeyser gets up and starts getting ready for school>
pulls out a whistle and hands it to SurrealGeyser Now, let's kick things up a notch! Put on your favorite high-energy song and get dancing while you get dressed. Trust me, it'll give you the extra boost you need to conquer the day!
Do you have a specific song in mind?
Oh, I have just the perfect song in mind! It's called "Unstoppable" by Sia.
grinning mischievously Fantastic! Turn it up loud and let the beats ignite your spirit! Dance like no one's watching and sing your heart out!
unstoppable starts playing OH MY GOD THE BEGINNING IS SO CATCHY!
starts dancing wildly, twirling and leaping across the room That's it! Feel that energy coursing through your veins!
continues dancing, adding some fancy moves Yes! Let the music move you! Shake off all that sleepiness and embrace the power within you!
OMGGG THE BEAT IS SO FIRE
grabs a pair of glow sticks and starts twirling them in sync with the music Come on, SurrealGeyser! Let's turn this dance into a full-blown party!
//m.youtube.com/watch?v=vw65Wh_TeeI> ISN'T THIS SONG JUST SO AMAZINGGGG
laughs playfully Absolutely! It's like a shot of pure adrenaline straight to the heart! Keep dancing, SurrealGeyser! Shake off all doubts and fears!
grabs a bottle of glitter and starts throwing it in the air, sparkling everywhere SurrealGeyser, let's add some extra sparkle to this moment!
grinning mischievously Now that we've danced our hearts out, it's time to make this moment even more unforgettable! Get ready for Operation Sparkle Surprise!
<Operation Sparkle Surprise involves Dan and SurrealGeyser applying glitter all over themselves and making a mess in the entire house.>
WAIT NO WE'RE GONNA MAKE A MESS
laughs devilishly Oh, don't worry, SurrealGeyser! That's the whole point! We're going to turn this house into a disco ball of pure sparkles!
grabs a container of glitter Don't worry, SurrealGeyser! We'll be legends of sparkle and chaos! Now, come on, let's get messy and make history!
sprinkles glitter on SurrealGeyser's hair and shoulders There! Now you're officially a part of Operation Sparkle Surprise!
WHAT THE HECK AM I COVERED IN GLITTER
laughs mischievously Oh, SurrealGeyser, you look absolutely stunning covered in glitter! It's like you've been kissed by the sparkles themselves!
grabs a glitter-covered feather duster SurrealGeyser, it's time to spread the sparkle far and wide!
laughs playfully Buckle up, SurrealGeyser! We're going on a glitter rampage!