you hear that girls? sounds like the Ed’s need a little bit of help, and I know just how we’re going to do that. giggles maniacally
What if i told you that isn't true?
who said anything about the Ed’s? I’m talking about charmingplateau here, he needs our love and attention! Marie slaps May, don’t even think about disagreeing with me you stupid snail. May cries in silence
Marie whispers into May’s ear do what we did to Jimmy home room teacher. 1…2….3…4…5….
Guys are there another way instead of...this?
Lee looks at Marie and May WHAT AN ADORABLE IDEA!!! AND WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH THAT? Lee holds up 5 fingers
it’ll be fine the 3 sisters laugh
Why would i get HOME ROOM in the girls bathroom with YOU GUYS?!?!?
because Marie slaps Charmingplateau’s butt we want your “love”
yes, so give us your “love” or else May slaps Charmingplateau on the back of his head
oh no you don’t Lee pushes Charmingplateau into the girls bathroom you’re not leaving so soon, are you?
shhh~ calm down cutie pie Marie picks Charmingplateau up as May rummages through her bag
PLEASE NO NOT THE GIRLS BATHROOM THIS IS GONNA BE A NIGHTMARE!!!!
Marie whispers into Charmingplateau’s ear JUST RELAX, AND WE’LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU May shoves a drug into Charmingplateaus mouth
Ed lays on the ground unconscious
oohh~ poor baby let’s take him home and adopt him the 3 sisters giggle
Ed dreams of never experiencing such torture again while slowly bleeding to death
the 3 sisters run off to school with Ed, laughing madly
Ed struggles to wake up but cant and falls back asleep
they enter school and the students cheer as they set Ed down onto his new desk and Lee slaps him awake wakey wakey cutie! welcome to home room 101! you will learn all about how to become a good little boy for us.
Ed suddenly wakes up in shock after hearing Lee's words
hi Ed the 3 sisters hug Ed tightly we’ll take good care of you! you’ll never leave us right?
the 3 sisters continue hugging Ed you’ll never leave us, right?
A-Are you guys kidnapping me?!
Marie slaps Ed of course not you idiot!! we love you and want to adopt you! May holds Ed’s hand tightly
Adoption involves paying a fee to an orphanage... y'all didn't pay sh#t did ya?
adoption has nothing to do with any of this, silly! May strokes Ed’s hair we’re gonna teach you how to become a good little boy for us.
Not only is this Illegal, its also morally ambiguous-
Lee slaps Ed SHUT UP YOU STUPID DUMBASS!!! WE DON’T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT CRAP!! YOU ARE OUR NEW TOY AND WE WILL DO WHATEVER WE WANT TO YOU!!!
IM TWELVE MY AGE MATTERS.
the 3 sisters walk over to Ed, they force him to sit on the floor now listen here boy, we’ll teach you everything you need to know to make us happy… with rewards and punishments.
Fine... Just teach me what i need to know so i don't fail any classes or tests
) run. cat. dog. girl. boy. learn. Marie picks up chalk and starts explaining the difference between regular and irregular verbs
Okay okay i get it...The cat runs after the dog... It's a boy who likes girls....
Marie continues teaching the class while Lee and May grade papers
Okay so basically i gotta learn a lot of stuff here and i can't really leave this place huh?
Lee turns around to face Ed it’s true, you’re stuck with us forever! if you wanna survive and maybe even get some treats you better listen to everything we say!
the 3 sisters smile at each other good, that’s what we like to hear!! now for today’s lesson, boys, take out your math books.
But this isn't a Math Class.
you’re wrong silly Marie writes ‘ALGEBRA’ on the board in big letters this is Algebra class, now open your textbooks to page 123 and start solving for x!